#heteroni

[rose-chateau]

I had this dream that the newest iteration of “be gay, do crimes” was “Forget to be Het.“ Like, there were t-shirts made, and people would graffiti “Forget 2 B Het” all over the place. And people would just mutate the word “het,” as you do, and people would call me “heteroni” (like, pepperoni) and say “hey, do you wanna order some heteroni pizza?” and I felt like I was in some weird parody of a 70s TV show where there was a token straight character that everyone gave a nickname based on their orientation.

It was really freaking weird, but I’ll take that over nightmares reenacting my trauma for the sixth time since the quarantine started, so fuck me I guess

[nav2001]

i don't get heteroni people who say "yeah im totally okay with the lgtb community" but then proceed to say "but they shouldn't like me" like ????? sweet jeSUS that's not how it works you stupid fuck

[aklras]

666

You're honestly so sweet and nice and caring 👍💙 and people really like you,, you're always there when they need you!! Also I started off just having a small crush on you but tbh it's rly grown

[aklras]

This is a psa

Feel 120% free to refer to @etos as 'Heteroni'

[revelmix]

yes ill have one large heteroni pizza with a side of A stands for Ally™ sticks

[zodiacale]

You will make all kinds of mistakes; but as long as you are generous and true and also fierce you cannot hurt the world or even seriously distress her. She was meant to be wooed and won by youth.

Scorpio or Leo