im sure youve heard this before but. you me and a beverage of choice we need to down our sorrows in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead and I mean it. I’m tired of pretending I’m not an absolute geek about it, how much I LOVE the costuming, the actors’ chemistry, the Vibes, the nonsense, the spirit of invention and philosophy,, The Rhetoric … I cannot coherently express my love for it whenever it (rarely) pops up on my dash and the Object Permeance hits like a sack of bricks… I… please I don’t think there’s anyone who I can geek out with I’m dying… [exit Roger’s despairing spirit]
[Enter Basil "Bram" Alamania, followed by his different clonez: Dr. Jonas Alamania, (Dean of the College of Cardinals) Cardinal Alamania, Bram Freedom Alamania, Abraham I of Britain, Aleksei I of Russia, etc etc. They all get pushed out by the first Bram.]
BRAM. Indeed we do! It's a must! RAGAD holds a special place in my heart, yes, yes, certainly. Rosencrantz perfectly embodies me and I have no shame in admitting to this. [He gives a glare to the other clones, who are now peeking at him through a door. They all saunter away.]
Well, they're know better next time.
