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Do you have any open positions? I won’t do more than 30%, I need weekends and every other wednesday off and I reserve the right to not show up if I don’t feel like it. Oh and work-ethic costs extra.
/Rosch
"...Give me one moment, sir."
"If you want a job here, read all of this in one sitting out loud to me. Right here. Right now."
Shoregoers, come on down and get some freshly made lemonade, or chips and other such concessions! Only costs five per purchase today, a quite generous offer if I do say so myself. Nobody wants to watch a fight to the death, or participate in it, while thirsty and overheating. Don't miss out, get your inconcessions while you can!
Ugh! Finally a store that's much more convenient to get to! Look I'm in dire need of sparkling waters. I could have sworn I had a whole other case, so either I was delusional or someone stole them from me.
Anywho!
Pretty pretty please tell me you have lime flavor. I could really use some good news today.
- N. Zyme
"Well, you're in luck, the store has everything. Sparkling water is in isle 36, first floor. It costs 20, and an extra 10 if you make me lead the way or you want to take a map."
Question.... Why Jobs exist??
-Et-Her
"...Oh you're just a kid- hm-"
"Well, if people didn't have jobs, society would stop working properly, everything can be a job and all jobs play a big role. People don't like doing things for no reward, so that's why money is a thing. Money is a tool for trade, an exchange for goods and services. The more money you have, the more things you can get. That's why jobs are so important."
What kind of stock does a dog peddle? And you say "everything costs money" but AS WE ALL KNOW any GOOD STORE has FREE SAMPLES! So dish them out already I'm waiting.
Best wishes. /Rosch
"My store sells EVERYTHING. By contract, I am legally exempt from explaining the possibility of that, so don't ask. As for the free samples, here, cookie crumbs that I dropped in the back room three days ago."
"Every free sample you take will be added as tax upon any future purchases you make."
Hi, I-its me again! This is probably gonna be a weird question, but do you have any large trash bags? There's been something I've been meaning to deal with for a long time.
Sighhhhhh
Inconvenience Store Policy, section 128B. "If you are going to commit a murder, you must be at least half a mile from The Inconvenience Store, unless you plan to thoroughly clean the scene of all evidence yourself. You will be tracked down if you do not cover the evidence well enough, and you will be forced to clean the scene by hand." If murder isn't the thing you've been planning, that's great, too. Large trash bags are on the first floor at isle 60.
Hey are there any sales in bulk on apples lately? Asking for a friend.
"I- ...??? I mean, I guess?? If you want to buy all of the apples here, fine, that's on you. Go ahead. There are no sales on apples. No judgement here but why do you want approximately 30 thousand apples and are you really willing to pay 100k for this? If you don't mind my asking."
