#hexecutioner

[bee-ina-boat]

Doomed Yuri concept that me and my wife (@lettythepetty) came up with in call

after Hagar is indoctrinated, she and heket run into each other. Hagar, being blind, doesn't know it's her, she just thinks heket is a normal follower

Heket ends up not wanting to correct her. Hagar is already so nervous and fragile, she just doesn't want to make it worse by revealing that the bishops that caused her so much pain, are here. So she pretends she's just another follower, she helps her get around and gives her company, etc etc. Heket expects this to be a one time thing and then they never have to speak again, but the next day Hagar is seeking her out... So they end up hanging out more and more

At some point Heket falls in love with Hagar, and it crushes her. Hagar can't find out that Heket is Heket- the former god of famine. After everything she and the other bishops have done to her... It would be a mess

So Heket just has to keep up the lie, and hope Hagar never finds out. Doomed! 👍

[slasheru]

they had to ban spanking as a form of hazing at DIK when Hex became a pledge. for obvious reasons

[huaishanhai]

[slasheru]

workin' on some pool fx for act 2 >:))

[slasheru]

How would everyone react when learning the player hasn't had sex before? I can see Tate thinking 'same' meanwhile Mike is that one guy to say aloud "wow that's lame"

SAWYER: (this is something that can be uncovered in-game so I'm not gonna spoil it here lmao)

TATE: If you identify as a guy, this is ALSO something that can be uncovered in-game, but otherwise, I assume Tate would be 100000% cool and very understanding and kind about everything

LAILA: Expressing her surprise with a honest "goodness!" while trying to hide the fact that she's hyped to be a major milestone in your life story here

HEX: Openly wondering how that's possible when the Player is So Hot (then stops and thinks about this for a second and works himself up in a tizzy about whether this is an unkind thing to think or not)

JUNO: Maniacal, devious grin. What sort of machinations are going on in their head?? Probably says something like "GOOD then all this is gonna seem REAL NOVEL to you". Might occasionally on-purpose teach you the wrong word for stuff.

HEADLESS HORSEMIKE: A mountain of ridiculous macho bravado about, indeed, how lame it is and how lame you are to the point where he's overcompensating so much he might explode

[slasheru]

what are the dateables bringing to the thanksgiving/friendsgiving function?? (i haven't been able to get this out of my mind since making rolls for my own. this game has taken over every thought i have... help)

TATE: Nothing. If he shows up at all. Will bring cigarettes and will be very grumpy if someone asks to bum one off him. Spends a lot of time outside in the snow being grumpy actually

SAWYER: Something super fancy like Chicken Cordon Bleu, but turns out he didn't make it himself and just got one of those premade gourmet oven-bake things and/or got it delivered by a caterer and then physically brought it to your house like he cooked it himself

LAILA: Actually brings something really good and showoffy that she made herself - like a perfect casserole. 50% chance she gets extremely extra and brings an entirely fully dressed cooked turkey "just in case" yours wasn't up to par

JUNO: Beer. Like so much fucking beer. Also several handles of assorted tax-free liquor store haul

HEX: Mac and Cheez :)) or another very sweet comfort food, like sweet potato casserole with tiny marshmallows on top. Hex has a distinctly Southwestern Guy Fieri palate but I feel like he'd have a huge soft spot for Midwestern comfort food

[slasheru]

the slasher u-niverse and who everyone mains in OW2 (if they played):

LAILA: Mercy (heroes never die) or Illari! I can also see her as a Precision DPS TM like Ashe

TATE: Widowmaker. total lone wolf. though Laila has the IRL 'sona that matches Widow, Tate has the "i am carrying this team by not speaking to any of them" vibe. also strikes me as an occasional Sigma player

JUNO: Full troll Mei. also Hazard/Junker Queen

SAWYER: Definitely a tank. Ramattra probably. Would 1000% also be a killer Sombra

HEX: D.Va. like this is any question. Hex is such a D.Va main it's not even funny. come here pookie

[slasheru]

the dateables (& Mike) as overplayed middle school dance/wedding songs:

JUNO: Get Low (this song actually slaps forgive me)

HEX: the Cha Cha Slide

TATE: Don't Stop Believing

SAWYER: The Hustle and/or Electric Slide

LAILA: Baby Got Back and/or Anaconda

HORSEMIKE: YMCA