#hexforged

[witcherpls]

what @hexfcrged & @hexclaimed put me through every time I need to bare witness to such a profoundly horni and eye-piercing conversation between them two ---- GOT ME DEAD EVERYTIME.

[kaziraq]

Cyrus malfunctions.

For a man who has faced war, famine, and the wrath of kings, nothing in his years of service has prepared him for this. His face twists through several stages of pure betrayal—confusion, denial, horror—all before settling on something that can only be described as existential devastation.

"I—" His voice cracks. "ME?!"

He gestures to himself with both hands—all of himself, the sheer mass of a man that he is—as if that alone should render such an idea physically impossible. "You mean to tell me that out of the three of us—nay, out of the whole damned kingdom—I am the one to be—?!" He chokes on his own words, unable to even say it.

Then—something in him snaps.

He squares his shoulders, stands tall, and points an accusing finger at the prince (@hexclaimed) & fellow knight (@hexfcrged) "Nay! If anyone shall be a festive goose tonight, 'tis THEE! Both of thee! I refuse to be outnumbered in such slanderous declarations!"

His armor clangs as he takes a firm step forward, fully ready to reclaim dominance over this absurd conversation. "By the gods, if stuffing must be had, then let it be known—I am the one serving the feast, not being served!"**

A pause.

Then his eyes widen as the weight of his own words settles upon him.

"...Forget I said that."

And with that, he flees.

[kaziraq]

@hexfcrged: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

THE. FUCKING.WHEEZE.THAT.LEFT.MY.MOUTH. O H M Y SWEET AJDKLFJADKLJFJKLDSJKFLJSDKLJLKJSDF PLEAASE TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A COPY AND PASTE BC OH MY GOD IF YOU WROTE ALL THIS I WILL allow you to butter the bread NADJFLKDJKLJDJ FUCK. THIS MADE MY NIGHT ICANT. PLS. DONT RILE ME UP FOR CRACK BC THAT SHIT WILL BE THE ONLY THING THAT OCCURS TONIGHT ....... and maybe horni.

[isolaradiale]

hello! without prior reserve, i'd love to apply as viktor from league of legends (arcane). my name is lia, i'll send my contact in the next ask if that's alright!

Welcome to haunted Isola Radiale, Viktor!

You will be housed in TOWNHOUSE 202! You will be given an off-brand Rubix Cube.

⋆ Aspidiske