#hey bard

[darkverrmin]

Jaskier: Hey, did I ever tell you how much I love you?

Geralt, smiling: No.

Jaskier: Good, cause you're a fucking arsehole.

[hello-karkat]

GAMZEE: ThE PaInTeD MeSsIaH'S In tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN ClOuDs oF OuR MiRtHfUl hEaVeNs aRe wHeRe aLl gOoD ThInGs cOmE FrOm. ThEy rEaCh dOwN AnD CoLlEcT ThE WiShEs oF EvErY MoThErFuCkIn tRoLl iN ThE WoRlD TuRnInG EaCh oNe oF ThEm iNtO A MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe tHaT CaMe mOtHeRfUcKiN TrUe.

GAMZEE: I'M TeLlInG YoU, tHaT'S WhErE EvErYtHiNg mOtHeRfUcKiN CaMe fRoM. lIkE, tHe gIfT Of nAtUrE Is fRoM ThE JuGgLiNg dIvInItIeS, tHeIr gLoRiOuS VoIcEs, RhYmInG In a mOtHeRfUcKiNg bEaUtIfUl uNiSoN HaVe cReAtEd tHiS MoThErFuCkInG WoRlD ThAt wE LiVe iN, sLaMmInG PoEmS ThAt hAvE CrEaTeD ThE SeAs aNd tHe rOcKs, ThE MoThErFuCkInG GrAsS AnD ShIt. GrAsS Is mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOoL As fUcK. aNd a mIrAcLe. RoCkS ToO. LiKe wHeRe dId tHoSe lIl mOtHeRfUcKeRs eVeN CoMe fRoM, tHe mEsSiAh's iS WhAt.

KARKAT: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT DOES SOUND PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.

KARKAT: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

(thanks to bard for the speech)