Wait a minute, you got that all wrong. I ain’t have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie, I just filmed it.
“No, Tyree. You had sex with me too.”
Correction. I had sex with Katie.

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Wait a minute, you got that all wrong. I ain’t have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie, I just filmed it.
“No, Tyree. You had sex with me too.”
Correction. I had sex with Katie.
High ceilings! If that is your demand, and the higher the better, and you be so very tall, then go dine out with the topping giraffe in the open air.
Herman Melville, "The Paradise of Bachelors and the Tartarus of Maids"
Belly dancers are just classy strippers
i know that if chad had a soul he would laugh at every single one of my jokes
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normal kids at the getty villa: omg why are we here it's so boring and old why is there a garden
chad and i at the getty villa: hmm yes quite a lovely day *stroll lavishly through the garden like the countesses that we are* i do say, that's a nice hedge