#hey leslie

[firejutsu]

defteyes

  look at my fucking claw hand and fear it

i fear your oppressive ways :/

yikes... whys an aphobe commenting on my selfies?

[lucylewiscantlose]

leslie knope is the greatest human ever ( fictional or otherwise)

[reyxdehielo]

Mun facts! Cuz it’s munday

Tagged by lostblondeprincess

1. What’s your name? Alexei!

2. When is your birthday?  July 24

3. Where are you from? 
Texas, USA

4. Have a crush?
 Meh. Nah, son.

5. What’s your favourite colour?  Red òwó

6. Write something in caps 
NO CUT

7. Got a favourite band/artist? Err.. -shrugs; I like a lot of music.

8. Favourite number?  13

9. Favourite drink?  Waaaterrrrr... or Mountain Dew.

10. Tag Ten People

tags whoever wants to do tbh /o3o/  \o3o\

[rafasaurusrex]

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My love is coming, I can barely, hardly wait :D <3

[joetheonemanshow]

Some people create art when they are high. I can safely say, here at my highest I am making a multiple stage dish invoking fresh veggies and I am so happy.

[s4dpunk-blog]

i double-checked yesterday and I have had sex with 8 people

today (hopefully) gonna make it 9.

golly, but most of them are cisdudes.

why are dudes so easy?

[zeether]

oh funi

[brendangerous]

The past few days have certainly been the past few days

One of my most commonly (over)used phrases is "to make a long story short" and all its derivatives. So to make a long story short, there have been a number of long stories that are too circuitous and fucked to make short.

Upshot of it all, I feel like my life has split in to two worlds and going to and from work has become a portal between them. I generally try to refrain from posting nonsense about work (honestly, who cares) but in this case, I feel the need to blow off a steam and at the same time say that as long as I've got cheap beer, awesome TV, football season, good friends and a beautiful lady I think I'll make it.

Just remember, that nobody circles the wagons, like the Buffalo Bills.