#so hard

[zipadeea]

shane continuously needing to one-up ilya (and fucking succeeding omg) is so great. like, ilya wins the junior championship? shane wins it the next year. Ilya gets drafted first? shane wins rookie of the year. Ilya wins the cup first? shane wins it twice in a row. ilya tells shane he likes girls? shane dates a beautiful, famous movie actress. ilya says i love you first? well, shane's got the next ten years of their marriage planned already.

ilya's slept with a boy before? guess what, shane hollander is going to have his first time with his hot, talented, sexy, beautiful rival ilya rozanov, thank you very much.

[stillunderyourbed]

[pandaxusio]

Daily life with a cat ig.

who was hiding this show from me? WHO

[youthinkaboutme-yourradiodemon]

Alastor: *talking*

Y/n: god your voice is so hot...

Y/n: can you tell me to fuck myself

Alastor: WHAT?

Y/n: please? *puppy eyes*

Alastor: you know that stuff doesn't work on me, not even Vox could hypnotize me into doing… dirty… things.

Y/n: just pretend you’re insulting me.

Alastor: I am insulting myself by tolerating you.

Y/n: pleeease!

Alastor: I will NOT degrade you on command!

Y/n: wow, you’re really wanna say something.

Alastor: I AM NOT—

Alastor: … Y/N, dear, stop looking at me like that.

Y/n: like what?

Alastor: like I’m about to say something deeply… regrettable *inhales* for me.

Y/n: but you are! I know you want to tell me to fuck myse—

Alastor: I will not fuck—

Alastor: *realizes what he was about to say*

Alastor: *static fades out as he dissolves into shadows*

Y/n: coward.

Alastor: you knew my game the day we met, you fucking creep! *screams as he leaves the room*

[clover-2006]

Baby photos :P

Quick doodles

[remuscore]

Thomas bring this Remus back soon I need to know what was going on I need to

[decoyhounds]

sevika canines!!! sevika canines!! i love her teeth imagine them biting into your skin and leaving marks all over your body