#hey-o!

[you-have-made-a-fatal-error]

Treasure in the Royal Tower aka Nancy Drew and the case of the shady shifting lounge carpets// the carpets you see when you’re coming out of the 1st floor hallways are uh, not the same carpets. and the smaller one by the chairs in the background disappears entirely!

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I spilled two glasses of wine so naturally I had to drink four.

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

Guess what!! I got bored and was browsing youtube again, and found a Wired video about all the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park series, where a dino expert breaks down every dino in the franchise.

And it turns out that not only were pteranodons unlikely physically capable of snatching full grown humans off the ground and tossing them around like popcorn, but mosasauri likely weren’t primarily surface/shore feeders, so if Jurassic World were actually real, Zara’s death never would have happened!

[curiouselfqueen]

Is there a word for being amused when you don’t want to be?  Like, you’re rolling your eyes but trying not to smirk at this adorable idiot at the same time.

Remus @ Sirius.  That.  What is that word?

[sabotajuu-a]

“ i swear i’ll try to save this ” ( hi!! o/ )

album prompts   ||   accepting .

          HE   KNOWS   IT   ISN’T   ENTIRELY   QUENTIN’S   FAULT   .   .   .   but impatience and aggravation takes him by the horns. It has Jake watching the other closely, having to pull him away from harm’s way and ensure his safety. Why did he do it? Even he isn’t sure, but now they both had another problem to deal with. Crouched down in the space behind two thick trees, fairly close to one another, Jake watches from the side. Looking for any route to escape, to get them out of this corner. What a predicament, and to be caught in it with someone else.

         He can’t help but feel as though responsible for the life of another. The others he grew so close to were rubbing off on him, surely. The killer had found them, knew they were still around, and had begun to survey the area.

         It’s when he hears the rustling of tools clanging against the sides of a metal box does his head whip around. The sound is almost ALARMING, and he grabs Quentin’s wrist with more force than intended. He squeezes, halting any movement, as he GLARES DAGGERS into those tired eyes.

         “ If you’re going to make so much noise, I’m going to leave you behind. ”

         Jake doesn’t have to care for the other, knows he would die for those who arrived with him, not for those who came after. Back pressed into rough bark, he shoves Quentin’s hand away and closes the toolbox. A sigh of annoyance, of frustration, and he keeps it low, whispered. Fuck. What the Hell is he supposed to do here? If he were to abandon Quentin, would the other follow him like a lost puppy? It’d be safer for him to go, play distraction so the other could sneak away and meet up with the others. Gods, he hopes they’re okay.

         And then he gets an idea, reaching into the toolbox for what appears to be the remnants of a bear trap… or, rather, multiple bear traps. Definitely from a past encounter with MacMillan. The metal parts are set down on the ground in front of him, and gloved hands carefully work the pivot gears with a very small screwdriver.

         “ You’d probably get us both killed if you tried anything. Hand me the pliers   —   quietly. I’m going to bait them, but don’t move until I say to. ”

[inheritedvalour-blog]

A white sphinx male with big wings and the body of a lion casually sits in front of the girl as if he's having a staring contest.

@nekuthegrummpycat

Noting the strange creature...stare at her, what else could she do? It was simple! Stare back! Which, naturally she did just that. Slowly, she offered her hand and reached over to the other. It was a Sphinx...it looked cute...let her pet it. Would it let her? “Hello...? Do you, speak?” Plenty of creatures within Kingdom Hearts did after all.

[redvsvblue]

OOF been a minute, last time I checked in I ended up stranded in a strange city without a lot of time to check back here, but I suppose that’s a swashbuckling tale in of itself! ;) Stay shining! 💕 -🐉

Hey! Always a joy to see you popping in! Hope you don’t get lost in any more strange cities! Or…well, at least come back with some more tales if you do! 

[murdermayhemandjack]

‘ wait, what? that was never part of the bargain. ’

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED || U KNO IM ACCEPTING.

“The bargain.” Jack said, sauntering around the table to face her. “Has been made and will be kept. Only with a few minor adjustments. Including this one.”