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Burl 2 CAN'T EVEN with Crimson Peak

*Spoiler Alert!!!* (ish)

Burl 2:

ok,so. she sees a ghost, holding a baby, and she's like "oh shit, he had a baby with former wife". and she says to the ghost (something like)"show me what i need to see".

*ghost points with a dumbass long finger*

Burl 1:

bahaha

Burl 2:

like we get you are dead why did your finger extend

Burl 1:

for spoOOOoooKINESSS

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Hotels are expensive

Burl 1: is $127 a night for a hotel expensive?

the answer is yes

like, all I want is a bed, dudes

I don't care about your goddamn lobby

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Enunciating that extended ssssss

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Do we not respect Drake?

Burl 1: I'm watching Drake videos

which are hilarious

Burl 2: i love him

wheelchair jimmy

Burl 1: like, every video is HILARIOUS unintentionally, maybe?

Burl 2: do we not respect drake?

Burl 1: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Burl 2:i love him

I LOVE HIM

Burl 1: i love him too

but he is such a puppy

Burl 2: he definitely weeps after nikki kicks him out of bed, post-coitus

yes, coitus

he would just worship

slash cry

slash serenade

yerp

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Compliments

Burl 1: Buuuurl

YOU LOOK STUNNING HOLY SHIT

I saw the Instagram photos

Amazing ❤❤❤❤

Burl 2: Awww you're sweet. We're still here.

How are you!!!

Also thank you for the compliment. Which i need to work in taking, haha

Burl 1: You seriously look like a movie star

Burl 2: Awww thanks Burl ❤❤❤❤

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Let Me Swaddle You

Burl 2: i just wanna swaddle you

Burl 1:

I need some swaddling today

haha

Burl 2:

i love that word

it sounds like what it is

like the cloth makes the sound

as it envelopes

THE BABY IN THA MANGAH

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Burl 2: (if we were pretentious hipsters, would we have burl tattooed on our fingers?)