hey burl

Sassy as fuck. The conversations of two burls. Have you ever noticed how close the B is to the G on a keyboard?

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UGGGGGGGGGGH

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Burl 2 CAN'T EVEN with Crimson Peak

*Spoiler Alert!!!* (ish)

Burl 2:

ok,so. she sees a ghost, holding a baby, and she's like "oh shit, he had a baby with former wife". and she says to the ghost (something like)"show me what i need to see".

*ghost points with a dumbass long finger*

Burl 1:

bahaha

Burl 2:

like we get you are dead why did your finger extend

Burl 1:

for spoOOOoooKINESSS

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Hotels are expensive

Burl 1: is $127 a night for a hotel expensive?

the answer is yes

like, all I want is a bed, dudes

I don't care about your goddamn lobby

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Enunciating that extended ssssss

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Do we not respect Drake?

Burl 1: I'm watching Drake videos

which are hilarious

Burl 2: i love him

wheelchair jimmy

Burl 1: like, every video is HILARIOUS unintentionally, maybe?

Burl 2: do we not respect drake?

Burl 1: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Burl 2:i love him

I LOVE HIM

Burl 1: i love him too

but he is such a puppy

Burl 2: he definitely weeps after nikki kicks him out of bed, post-coitus

yes, coitus

he would just worship

slash cry

slash serenade

yerp

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Oh It's Going to be Horrific

Burl 1:

OMG the final scene of the latest Broad City

(I just watched on my lunch break)

Burl 2:

Omg I know

Fuck that ep was amazing

Burl 1:

so amazing

so good I can't type

like, my whole body was thrilled that Abbi finally gets to go out with her neighbour

Burl 2:

I can't wait for the awkwardness

Burl 1:

oh it's going to be horrific, but I love that they gave us this

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Compliments

Burl 1: Buuuurl

YOU LOOK STUNNING HOLY SHIT

I saw the Instagram photos

Amazing ❤❤❤❤

Burl 2: Awww you're sweet. We're still here.

How are you!!!

Also thank you for the compliment. Which i need to work in taking, haha

Burl 1: You seriously look like a movie star

Burl 2: Awww thanks Burl ❤❤❤❤

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Let Me Swaddle You

Burl 2: i just wanna swaddle you

Burl 1:

I need some swaddling today

haha

Burl 2:

i love that word

it sounds like what it is

like the cloth makes the sound

as it envelopes

THE BABY IN THA MANGAH

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1980s Business Woman by Kate Beaton

Start from the beginning - See the page

Animated by Matt Bixler

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50 shades of LOL

Burl 2: I'm going to see 50 shades of LOL tonight

Burl 1: Oh God

I hear it's capitalist erotica rather than actual erotica

Burl 2: oh I'm assuming the same

i wont lie though

that book got me off

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Burl 2: (if we were pretentious hipsters, would we have burl tattooed on our fingers?)

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My place is in shambles

Burl 1: So my parents are coming up to visit TODAY instead of tomorrow and damn it my place is in shambles

and I have no food for them

Burl 2: OMG

can you leave work early at all?

Burl 1: today I'm at work until 9pm gaaaah

Burl 2: DANGIT

will they be pissed?

Burl 1: nah but it's kind of shitty timing

they can hang out at my brother's until I'm home

but ughhhh

Burl 2: i get it

Burl 1:I need to vacuum and change sheets and all that

Burl 2: that would throw me into a frenzy

i get it

you want to do your thing

pre-visit

Burl 1: which I guess will happen at 9pm?

Burl 2: can you do anything over your lunch break

Burl 1: Nah

Honestly

if I'd known earlier I would have done all that stuff this morning

because I came in late

but instead I just slept in like a chode

Burl 2: HAHAHAHAHA

chode made me laugh

i love that you used that word

Burl 1: It's such a good word

Burl 2: also, you are the furthest from a chode

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HAAAM

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Angie Jordan

Burl 1: I rewatched 30 Rock

and there are some definite glaring issues with race in that

but like, Angie Jordan is a breath of fresh air

Burl 2:I KNOW

"HAAAM"

never forget

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Beyonce, Jay-Z and Blue Ivy in Sardinia, Italy (Sep. 16)

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Burl, you SHTRONG.