Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Valentine does it a lot and Jack is almost always confused. Sometimes he doesn’t even understand what she’s saying. It’s amusing to her.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
She was quite surprise to see his lack of reaction to Mulan. In the meanwhile, the tears were making her sight a little blurry.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Neither of them. Valentine almost did it once, but Jackson yelled for her to take it out before she started the microwave.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Jackson does it when he gets home and she’s paying so much attention to work, she doesn’t even realize he’s there.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
When they’re sleeping in the same bed, their legs over the other’s, Val always has her feet on his legs.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
Jackson doesn’t quite get what she loves about the Kardashians, but he always catches glimpses of the show from the kitchen island when Val is watching in the living room.
Who laughs more during sex?
Jack laughs a little whenever Val calls him Jackie. She just likes when he laughs.
Val begs to be the little spoon, always and always, she loves it when she’s with Jack.