#heyjackk

[mirror]

When you try to tell your mother a cool story but she turns it into this hectic life lesson before you’ve even reached the good part

[kornakus]

*purposefully doesn't open snapchat because is too momentarily ugly to reply*

[kornakus]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid

[kornakus]

Seeing someone hot like

Me: hoe don’t do it

*gets a boner*

Me: oh my god

[procrastinatingpoptart]

Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?

[procrastinatingpoptart]

This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.

[procrastinatingpoptart]

In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.

[procrastinatingpoptart]

You can say whatever you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it.