May 1, 2015
When you try to tell your mother a cool story but she turns it into this hectic life lesson before you’ve even reached the good part
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When you try to tell your mother a cool story but she turns it into this hectic life lesson before you’ve even reached the good part
*purposefully doesn't open snapchat because is too momentarily ugly to reply*
Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid
Seeing someone hot like
Me: hoe don’t do it
*gets a boner*
Me: oh my god
Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?
Half the journey is knowing where you’re parked.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.