#untexting

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[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[colourofoctober]

What’s with people making dinner plans at 8pm or later? I need to be fed at 6pm

[humorwitch]

You 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 allowed 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 stop 👏🏻 hanging 👏🏻 out 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 toxic 👏🏻 friends 👏🏻

[inactiveblogger]

‪Do you think if I walked up to Dominoes and ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house, they would also deliver me to my house?‬

[theshitneyspears]

whomst is running Balenciaga’s Insta

[talkdrarrytome]

When it’s your birthday and you think about all your bad life decisions and acknowledging that even though you’re a year older you’ll never be wiser

[lindsayolohan]