#hhhhooooooooo

[nuka-zombie-archive]

i must submit myself to the mortifying ordeal of going to college

[sofftpaw]

the court hearing for my name change has been set, im...............................

[cosmicpity]

Inhales Im so gay its fucked up Crushes are weird

[lizbertmegafig]

cool tips for customers at stores

1. if u need help, go get someone. do not whistle for an employee because theyre not fucking dogs

2. if ur card fucks up because you swiped it too early, dont be an asshole to ur cashier and throw an absolute fit when the transaction times out

dank u