#hhts

[okkramapokja]

yo i might cry

[hobbithelltrashsquad]

To the tune of “Jingle Bells”

Dashing through the snow In a one ram open sleigh O'er fields we go Screaming all the way Helms on orc scum ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to kill and sing A slaying song tonight!

Jingle dongs, mithril thongs, Acorns are so gay. Thorin dies and Bilbo cries on a cold-ass winters day, hey! Bagginshield is so real Hear the fandom scream: We don’t want more Legolas In the EE

- Vodka Aunt Boromir

[andalusa]

ninayasmijn replied to your post “Ashes”

mOo

Yes? *innocent whistling*

[andalusa]

petition to ban acornshields from the fandom

what has she done this time?