Nov 3, 2022
New guy concept: niche insecurities
Examples: "I'll never be green..", "Why don't I have an accent?" "the squirrels don't like me", [Guy who desperately wants to be an artisanal beer person but it all tastes the same to them], etcetera
#i can see george being 2#like he clearly has an accent but he cant figure out what it is#his family moved a lot when he was a kid - so it *could* be from a dozen different places#everyone he asks says they dont know or please stop talking to me strange scary tiny man#kramer eventually says he doesnt have an accent - and he knows a guy who was born with the same Gift#apparently people can make Big Money as a news reporter - no interview. nothing. it's like magic. they hear the perfect Not Accent and#hire them on the spot#george is enthralled by the idea. ''no interview! no lines!''#he decides to become a news reporter#he shows up to the interview. acts like he's already hired. ''i'll take this office in the back. and that potted plant.''#in making demands he ends up lowballing the salary his Gift is obviously worth that the guy just hires him on the spot#it's a shit position. you've gotta go into horrible weather and all#he wraps up in an unreasonable number of layers. it's a pretty simple gig. he starts talking. it's going okay -#there's a car crash#suddenly he has to improvise. the camera is on him. he's sweating buckets in the snow. he ends up crying.#why doesnt he have an accent?#hmmrs#hhummerous