#hmmrs

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the mescaline urge to occur naturally in the san pedro cactus, peruvian torch, bolivian torch cactus, echinopsis scopulicola, the peyote cactus, and other species of cacti

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Tweets

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Subreddits dedicated to whole websites feel like they're trying to create the human equivalent of superbugs.

Case and point:

What do you say to that? There isn't an antibiotic known to man that could fix him. Not grass, not pussy, not a mother's love.

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Queer Label Discourse belongs in academia at best. On the streets, in safe spaces, online - anywhere, where the point is compassion and progress: people trying to police others' self-expression are the enemy.*

I don't give a flying fuck if the "bi lesbians", "asexuals" "aegosexuals, "genderfae", "demiromantics", "pansexuals" or whichever else arbitrary group you've seen at the devil's sacrament makes you uncomfortable or confused.

If you're going to lick boots aimed at your head - you're the wrong kind of stupid cunt for this blog.

(* = this post presumes a level of goodwill and language comprehension from its readers that can be difficult to come by on this website. If you're thinking of an *obvious* exception .. I'm probably not referring to them but always feel free to ask.)

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New guy concept: niche insecurities

Examples: "I'll never be green..", "Why don't I have an accent?" "the squirrels don't like me", [Guy who desperately wants to be an artisanal beer person but it all tastes the same to them], etcetera

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Fuck hogwart houses, what would your job be in Idiocracy, from Idiocracy ((2006) American science fiction comedy film directed by Mike Judge and co-written by Judge and Etan Cohen.)?

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If kungpowpenis is just an instrument of communal shaming - I think it necessitates the existence of an anti-kungpowpenis. Right now, it operates on an all-or-nothing threshold, but as the number of people presented with the opportunity of kungpowpenising a given post increases, so too does the probability that the threshold will be reached regardless of whether or not it is representative of the community or its shame. There must be a method to neutralize or perhaps revive posts that have been kungpowpenised. In this essay,

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Shoutout to that time i called a kid in class "hippo" because he was a heavy set child, had a blunt sort of face and this incredibly gentle demeanor, that to me he resembled a great towering omnivore from the slow-moving lakes and rivers of Africa. I had been calling him this, off and on, for the better part of the year. He had not yet realized.

When he finally found out about the title, his face shrunk, his eyes watered and in a tiny, broken voice he just asked "why would you say that?"

And I.. was so taken aback by the concept, let alone the reality, of someone reacting with such pain and misery and betrayal at my gift that i was unable to respond until he had left the room.

Anyways i don't have a punchline for that. Uh. Being an immigrant in your own country is hard, i guess.

Also hippos rock