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jamg 3/4
Nothing in my game broke with the update but now my sims just hold everything like this.
💬 - jordan, nikola, mike, melanie 👀 thank u
you activated my funny joke switch get ready for the fucking essay i just typed
jordan - jordan has the video game knowledge of an old man because ALL HE FUCKING PLAYS is Touch Master for the Nintendo ds lite. all of his friends are like dude that kind of fucking blows and he's like ITS LIKE 50 GAMES IN 1. WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR. he doesnt see anything wrong with this. he's freakishly good at the one where you match coloured tiles. he taps the screen with the stylus like way way way too hard like dude calm down you're going to break the fucking screen. he's only vaguely aware of Mario and likes “the pink one with the dress” the most. he's also like 32 he should know this.
nikola - oh she absolutely stands in shop windows just takes her skin off and stands there but not for a particularly evil reason (unless there's someone REAL scared of mannequins) she just thinks its funny and also when the clerks like put the clothes on her she just steals them. like when shes put in an outfit she particularly likes shell just wait until the store closes and walk out. she also doesnt need the clothes or whatever she genuinely does just enjoy the thrill of crime that isn't stealing skin
mike - this man acts like a neurotic prey animal most of the time. like canonically he doesn't give a shit about anything specifically BIG things but i think itd be funny if he gave a shit about stuff that doesn't matter at all. if he loses another one of his gay little silk scarves ONE more time he's going to have a fullscale breakdown. you get another joke because all i do is make fun of him: he's like “Oh i don't care about anything I'm healthy :) I'm mentally well. i am. i am” [desperately trying to convince himself of this] but he just like schedules his Crying Sessions for Wednesday mornings when annabelle doesn't make him go thrifting with her. he is one of her friends and also functionally a purse dog but like one of the weird little ugly white ones with the eye stains that shake a lot (complimentary). i feel like i haven't made sense here at all.
melanie - i don't think about melanie nearly enough to have jokes like the other three but i feel like shes just really shit at karaoke. like god awful. the other slaughter avatars are good at it because you know music but shes just really bad at it and fucking nobody has the heart to tell her. shes having fun though so it doesnt really matter but shes just incredibly bad at singing and karaoke especially compared to every other slaugter avatar
( CLOSED EVENT STARTER. ) ↪ liam kerrigan @canyouholdme
Laurel’s mind had been firmly on one thing for the past couple of days. It was understandable, considering the life that was growing inside of her. She needed to tell Liam, and now that Cam knew, it was all about finding the right time. Until she found it, she would continue to play it cool. That always worked for her, right? “I just don’t understand it.” She tilted her head to look at Liam, the two standing near a corner of the room. She’d had a chance to mingle with some folks, but she was happy to just be standing with him for a little bit. “How do you manage to look so sexy in a suit?” Her fingers played with the trim of his jacket, reaching up to pick a little piece of lint off his shoulder. “Makes me want to marry you or something.” Laurel smirked.
in short, i don’t think i’ll ever tire of new, indepth occults in ts4
I found Gemma ...she’s sparkling!
I found Gemma :D
I found Gemma :]