🦭

Seal/Radio | he/him | 23

[bnq]

perfect boy .

[bakedbananners]

we are the krislings please feed us

[idverbhim]

[symphany]

LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC Interview With The Vampire - 3.07 The Failures

[lexdelioncourt]

Armand referring to Daniel as his companion.

Daniel low-key referring to Armand as his wife.

Daniel saying he's in his "daywalker yaoi manther phase".

Daniel squaring up when Raglan baits him with "Big Boss".

Louis telling Armand, "You need a love that will cradle you."

Yeah, I'm super disappointed in the lack of on-screen DM this season, but they're fuckin', and my god we're gonna get it and we're gonna get it good.

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S02E04 x S03E07

[demonpoppyseed]

Armand: I am an open wound, I am a room without walls, I have been masking my pain for centuries trying to earn love and approval and I need someone to acknowledge my emotional reality so badly I will lash out and hurt the most important person in my life over and over again like a traumatized child granted overwhelming preternatural power

Armand fans: I can't believe they flattened and dehumanized this character

[demonpoppyseed]

This is like actually hurting my feelings lmao I need to get off the internet

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Remaining time: 2 hours 57 minutes

[nylarac]

ok wait now i am curious

how high are you above sea level: low elevation edition

below sea level

0-25 feet

26-50 feet

51-100 feet

101-150 feet

151-200 feet

201-250 feet

Remaining time: 19 hours 26 minutes

[carpe-mamilia]

One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please

[gruntsandpoetry]

Love of my life was him.

[village-of-the-damned]

Assad Zaman is so good at making Armand appear ancient and inhuman and powerful and childlike and vulnerable all at once

[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[reticent-vampire]