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21.01.18 dingo music

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No, who is this?

This time, he's coming out as a very puppy-like, just like Jaehyunㅎㅎ Please look forward to it!

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I brought it here just in case Ness didn't see itㅎ

Dear Birb— I’ve recently developed a thirst for Sakusa. What is your expert opinion, before I step out and clown myself? Is this man simp-able? Hot or not? I’m in desperate need 🥵 (of your help). Sincerely, a thot for boys in knee pads 😚💖

Look, Ness. I’m not going to lie to you. This man is difficult to land. Like I’m talking about limited edition, 1 in 1,000,000 chance, final boss difficult. He is a handsome seaweed man, but my god are you going to have to put in the work.

Can you simp? Yes you can. Of course you can, the man has two beauty marks.

But will he reciprocate? That is the million dollar question.

The most obvious issue is the one of hygiene. Sakusa practically invented social distancing and quarantine lockdowns. You may have a dirty mind, but he is not going anywhere near you if you have dirty habits too.

In fact, you’ll probably have to initiate most encounters. After wiping yourself with Lysol, find this boy hiding somewhere in a lonely hallway. You’ll have to box him in with your arms if you don’t want him running away on instinct. Lean in close to his ear, drop your voice to a sultry croon, and whisper:

“I already applied hand sanitizer.”

If you had the foresight to press one knee between his legs (merely to prevent him from escaping, of course), you might be lucky enough to feel his cock instantly hardening underneath his shorts. After all, those volleyball uniforms don’t do much to hide large assets.

He’s intrigued now; you’ve efficiently laid the first trap. Now take your index finger and hook it over the edge of his mask—taking care to not touch his face—and drag it down beneath his chin. Let your eyes drop to those kissable lips of his (are they...quivering? in anticipation? nervousness?) and exhale slightly, just so the slightest stream of air tickles over his lips.

At this point Sakusa may attempt to push you back, to regain control of the situation, but his dark eyes can’t help but linger on your own lips. Don’t let him intervene; instead grab his wrists and press them against the wall, grinding your knee gently against him. When the first whimper escapes him, his mouth forming an ‘o’ of surprise, that’s when you go in for the kill.

Kiss him, gently at first, and then all at once. Oh Sakusa will certainly protest at the tongue that’s ravishing his mouth, pressing up against against his own, tracing his canines, and stealing his breath away—but know that it is merely for show. If you were to pull back now, you’d be leaving behind a disgruntled, dishevelled mess of a man. So keep his mind occupied with your lips, and while he’s distracted, take one hand off his wrist and let it trace its way down, down, down—past his lean abs, past the Adonis belt, and down into his pants. Feel him buck up against you in surprise when you wrap your hand around his cock. He’ll protest once more, but you’re swallowing up his moans, still locked in that fiery kiss.

Sakusa is by no means an experienced boy—in fact, this is almost certainly the first time he’s felt a touch other than his own. He’ll struggle and resist, as a voice in the back of his mind rages about how unhygienic this all is, but your own tempting voice will be there beckoning him—

“Don’t you want to be a dirty boy?”