#hickeygate

[nothingimportant531]

I don't care about logic. Mack bit Will to mark is territory last week and it wasn't enough so now he gave him his shirt. Gotta warn people off his omega.

Vampire bite. Bug bite. Love bite. All bites which end with Mack rubbing cream on it and saying does that feel better?

[heartstopperthoughts]

[jedi-nurse]

AGAIN I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE ON THE PLANET EARTH THAT IN CANON SABINE WREN SLEPT IN EZRA BRIDGER'S BED.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

*cough hickeygate*

[mrspark7777777]

What do you mean Jimin didn't ask RM to drink and talk about music with him Jungkook because things get deep? What does he mean by that??

I'm sure they get very deep

No, but seriously. If my memory serves me correctly Jimin pauses before saying that. I would need to rewatch but I think I remember a pause. Idk why RM asked coz he already knows the answer 😂 but also Jimin saying they didn't invite RM coz they get deep was for us. RM would have prolly go10 a different answer if they weren't being recorded

But I'm sure RM knows he dont wanna be around Jikook drinking

[itmakesssenseincontext]

*a few months after being stranded on Peridea*

Sabine: Ahsoka, we have a problem

Ahsoka: We have a lot of problems, what else is new

Sabine: This might be a big problem

Ahsoka: What did you do?

Sabine:

Ahsoka: Sabine what did you do?

Sabine: So you know how Ezra and I were here for a couple of nights by ourselves?

Ahsoka: Yeah?

Sabine: so during that time Ezra and I were . . . Intimate

Ahsoka: Please tell me this isn't going where I think it is

Sabine: I'm pregnant

Ahsoka: *deep sigh*

[always-is-always]

Funny thing is that I was thinking about this particular photo, yesterday. @jkjmbtsarmy , since you just shared it, do you know the backstory on the photo?

It looks to be an airport arrival or departure photo…

I have only seen it once before, in my 4+ years as ARMY, and I hadn’t seen it before 2023.

Why am I curious about it? Well, does anyone think that the bandana conveniently covering JK’s neck is just a little unusual? Considering it isn’t anything that I have seen him wear in any content, fashion shoot, concert, or anything else. It wasn’t like it was a part of his go-to accessories, you know…

So, I wonder why I haven’t seen anything written about it? It is obviously pre-hickeygate….

Do any of the longer-term ARMYs have any insight on this?

[mrs-monaghan]

Since we're going by the logic of Jikook are not seen in public together = they have broken up, then my sister's relationship with her husband, who she has a literal child with, is FAKE, because I never see them in public!!!!!! They don't go out! So fake! Outrageous! How ABSURD it is for a long-term couple to want PRIVACY!!!! How dare my sister go out with me/be seen with me in public and not her boyfriend! How dare she have other people in her life!

How even more FLABBERGASTING that a worldwide famous long-term couple living in a homophobic country want to hang out in a totally safe and private way for them! It doesn't matter that their career could end and they could even be arrested, and it doesn't matter that photos of them on white day were leaked, exposing them in an intimate moment, and it doesn't matter that their names were on Dispatch's list, together with other couples that admitted they were together.

HOW DARE Jungkook and Jimin not make out in front of the cameras for us???? How dare Jungkook and Jimin try to protect their privacy after so many leaked pictures and all the stalking?

That's how stupid y'all wishy washy Jikookers and taekookers sound. Babes do you REALLY think Jungkook and Jimin always tell us truth? Do you really think they tell us EVERYTHING that goes on in their lives?

Shouldn't y'all take Taennie as an example? They were going out for God knows how long and they were NEVER spotted. Sure, leaked pictures here and there, which Jikook also have, but they've never seen in public together, either.

It's time y'all use the brains god gave you. Don't be scared of it, yeah? USE IT.

Do you really think they tell us EVERYTHING?

I wanna talk about this. This goes out to the holier than though Jikookers out there who judge us other Jikookers who still believe that the JM on JK's hand is for Jimin.

Anon I agree with you 1013%. Please allow me to hijack your post an address this topic.

Okay so JK went live and said the J stands for Jungkook. Right. I ended up in report pages for saying this on twitter but I will say it again. How many people do you know that tattoo their own names on themselves? No seriously. How many? I said even the most narcissistic person wouldn't do this and I got blocked and reported. But it's true. JK is not a narcissist, far from it even. He has a big heart and loves those around him and loves us Army even when we don't deserve it. That man did not tattoo his name on himself. That's point number 1.

Point 2. Who tf calls him J? He calls himself JK, members call him JK. Everyone calls him JK. The only member we've heard tell us to call him J was Jhope and I think that was "Jay"

Point 3 and what I wanna talk about. No, I'm not calling JK a liar. I am calling him an omiter. He ommited the truth. The point of him explaining the tattoos I believe was to debunk the V/A. Which he did, thank God. But I digress.

Being a Jikooker is based on deducing and analysing. Listening to them, watching them and concluding they're together. They have never outright told us. Alright?

Jimin said, he bit JK.

Jikookers said it was a hickey. Because its right by the mole. Because it didn't fade. Because there were no teeth marks. Okay. Fine. But why do we believe the J stands for Jungkook, but we won't believe when Jimin said he bit JK and no shenanigans were involved?

Jungkook said he goes to Jimin's hotel room because its closer.

Jikookers said it was a lie. He goes because he wants to spend time with Jimin. And he doesn't just sit there for hours and do nothing. He was lying. So why do we believe the J stands for Jungkook, but we won't believe he went to Jimin's room out of convenience?

Jungkook said Jimin wasn't the main model of GCF.

Jikookers said that can't possibly be true because JK highlights Jimin in all the videos and Jimin always gets the most screentime. Okay. So why do we believe the J stands for Jungkook, but we won't believe when he said Jimin wasn't his main model?

JK said he always sleeps in Jihope's room because his bed is uncomfortable.

Jikookers said nah, JK just likes sleeping with Jimin. JK sleeps in that room because he's dating Jimin. They had enough money to get JK a better mattress, so that was clearly just an excuse. So why do we believe the J is for Jungkook, but we didn't believe when he said his own bed was uncomfortable?

JK said he's always recording Jimin because Jimin is always around

Jikookers said that wasn't true because anytime JK has a camera, more often than not he's pointing it at Jimin. Even when sometimes Jimin doesn't notice. So clearly JK was lying. Right? So why do we believe the J is for Jungkook, but we didn't believe JK's reason for why he's always filming Jimin?

Have i made my point yet???

"The J stands for Jungkook, JK said so."

Be quiet.

If you believe that then you might as well stop believing in Jikook rn because these mofos have never told us they were gay for eo. We concluded that after mountains of suspicious moments and unexplainable sexual tension. We concluded. They didn't tell us.

And if you wanna still believe in Jikook then get off your fucking high horse where you nitpick what to buy and judge those of us who wanna believe in the JM tattoo or Jikook numbers or Jikook dropping eo off at the airport. There are clearly levels of Jikookery but everyone needs to stay in their lane and stop judging. You just come off looking like a fucking hypocrite. We don't all have to think or see things the same way.

The JM stands for Jimin. Otherwise he would have left his tattoos like this.

Rant over. I'm done. But I needed to get that off my chest. Anyway, Jikook is real. Amen.

Support Jikook for clear skin

[awesamcozy]

I once had a daydream about hickeygate happening and it went like this: George drops a tiktok with an obvious red spot at the side of his neck and the fandom is split between srs hickeytruthers, joking hickeytruthers and golos white knighting him either saying that speculating about him having a hickey and/or speculating about who could have given it to him is invasive etc etc but in their privs the dranti golos secretely theorize and hope about the existance of GirlfriendNotFound. After two days of discourse, spaces, art and fanfics and absolute silence from the dteam, George streams w facecam and he reads chat asking about the spot/hickey and he's like "Oh this? This is a mosquito bite." and he laughs at us for a minute before pulling his shirt collar down and revealing a big purple mark by his collarbone and he goes "THIS is a hickey" and just continues the stream as normal. Later that day Dream tweets out the mosquito emoji from his priv and they go MIA for 5 days.

THE WAAAAY MY MOUTH JUST KEPT OPENING WIDER AND WIDER BITCH I DAMN NEAR SCREAMED