Mark: “What’s that sound? It’s the sound of me throwing my underwear across the room.”
JB: “Don’t ever, ever, ever give up. You’re here for a reason. Even if it’s just to looks at cats on the internet. You’ll figure it out.”
Jackson: “Listen buddy, I can go to the gym and pick shit up and put it back down too. You try to make your butt touch your face.”
Jinyoung: “Unless I just scored a touchdown for a flag football team, don’t spank my ass.”
Youngjae: “You and me microwave, til death do us part.”
Bam Bam: “People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything.”
Yugyeom: I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die, we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted because that’s how much I love you.’
a special shoutout to the blogs i usually see around: @ariesbabybird, @b4thefullmoon, @sassynyeong, @hideinsideout, @cockyjinyoung, @enderkate, @jjshipper & @ricekilowatt. i see you and i appreciate each and every one of you 💚
MMkay so I don’t think these are really CRAZY. They are just the fantasies I have about them. But I can’t think of any super crazy ones. I put them below the line because fuck this post is long (Even if y’all don’t want to read it..the gifs are pretty good :)
NON SEXUAL
Mark: I don’t have any non-sexual fantasies about Mark… I know that’s weird, but I just don’t.
JB:
I have a fantasy that I’d meet him randomly and get to know him as a casual friend and he would write a song about me.
Jackson: I have a fantasy that Jackson would be a personal trainer at a gym I go to and would be my trainer and nutrition coach. I think he would be so much fun in the gym.
Jinyoung: I have a fantasy that I would meet him at a book signing for an author we both like. We would be sitting next to each other during a chapter reading and we would then be next to each other in line waiting to get our books signed. We would spend the day talking about the book and the author and would really connect. After we got our books signed though, we would part ways. It would just be one day of strangers bonding over a love of books.
Youngjae: I have this fantasy that Youngjae will be at a café in downtown San Francisco, and I’ll just happen to be in downtown and stop for a tea and our orders get called at the same time. He would accidentally bump into me and apologize in Korean and then realize I probably wouldn’t speak Korean and try to think of a way to apologize in English. Before he can I would answer him in near perfect Korean. He would introduce himself and would invite me to join him. We would end up having a secret long-distance affair and would live happily ever after.
Bam Bam: My non-sexual fantasy would be to go on a boojee shopping spree and for Bam to redo my wardrobe, makeup, and hair. So shallow, but I love his fashion sense.
Yugyeom: I have this fantasy that my bestie and I go to a dance class in Korea like 5ish years from now. It’s one of those classes that you learn a kpop dance and then get to record yourself doing it with a group of other people. It was a throwback class and the dance was Just Right(which is why we signed up) anyways, we get there, and Yugyeom is the dance teacher. He looks DAMN good. Like his military service really bulked him tf up(like a Jinyoung/JB body kind of bulk up). He recognizes bestie and I from the US concerts (We’ve been to A SHIT TON OF THEM and done Hi-Touches and photo ops). We get to hang with him after the dance class and hear from him stories about the Got7 glory days.
SEXUAL
Mark: I have this fantasy that I would meet Mark years from now, like long after G7 is no more, like he’s married or with someone long term. We meet at a swinger’s party and hit it off on a sexual level only. I end up having some solo bdsm fun with him before his partner joins us and it becomes a super kinky threesome with sensory deprivation and orgasm denial. It would end with Mark jacking off in the corner while his partner and I went at it.
JB: I have a fantasy that we would meet at a club one night, like he doesn’t want to be there but has to. We would both be tipsy af and would meet outside of the unisex bathroom. We would both just decided to go in at the same time. Like we didn’t know who was actually first so we both get mad and fight over who gets to go next. We both end up mad and alone in the bathroom together and JB just fucks me bare in this animalistic way. It would be a one off like we never even introduced ourselves kind of one-night stand.
Jackson: I have this odd fantasy with Jackson. Like, I don’t have this kink, even a little bit, but I think he could so it always comes up in sexual fantasies I have about it. It would be a consistent sex thing, like not dating, just like fwb thing, but he would be obsessive about not using condoms and trying to be risky with accidental pregnancy. Like he would be encouraging me to sometimes skip the pill and to always let him cum inside. He would also say things about being so excited to start a family and see me pregnant with his son or daughter. It is like the textbook description of sex with a breeding kink.
Jinyoung: I have a fantasy that Jinyoung and I would be at the same hotel and that both of us wanted to go swimming when there weren’t a lot of people around. We both had charmed different concierge/front desk workers to let us use the pool after it was technically closed. I would be there first and while relaxing in the pool, Jinyoung would enter, surprised that there was another person there. He would point out he thought the pool was closed and that no one else would be there. I apologize and offer to leave since I’d already been there for a while. He says it’s okay and proceeds to take off his shirt. We are both swimming and while under water accidentally swim into each other. We both surface and are far too close together. I apologize while we are millimeters apart and he says it’s okay before kissing me. We end up making out and moving over to the hot tub where we fuck in the open. We then get too hot and cool off with a round 2 in the pool. Only to find the workers who helped us get in to the pool in the first place were watching through the pool windows the whole time.
Youngjae: I have this fantasy that I would meet Youngjae in a dark bar and that we would go back to his place and he would tie me up and blindfold me and Dom me like there was no tomorrow. I want that boy to show me his hidden dark side. He would have a secret room of all of the toys you could imagine and would have a crazy plan to use a lot of them for orgasm denial and other fun. He would set a safe word and would actually be the kinkiest mf ever. It would be a long night of pleasure and pain.
Bam Bam: I have a fantasy that I would meet Bam Bam online on like a FetLife site or something. When we meet up he uses his beautiful lips and tongue for oral and then after a few rounds of traditional vanilla sex, he would pull out a harness with a unique dildo on it and would asked to be pegged. He would already be ready with a fidget spinner plug in (or something as equally cheesy and novelty as that.)
Yugyeom: Okay so we would be at JB’s place for some reason and I’ve known Yugyeom for a while but it’s just been a friendship, nothing more. We both get borderline drunk and start getting super touchy with each other. When JB is preoccupied with something going on in the main space, Yugyeom would pull me down the hallway into JB’s room. He would slam me against the door and kiss me. Telling me he wanted to do this for so long. We end up having fairly quick sex on JB’s bed. The only kinkiness was some light choking. He leaves bite bruises and hickeys EVERYWHERE. We get dressed and slip back out into the group only to realize too late that my underwear is still in JB’s room. We leave it there and hope he just never finds it.
26 - “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
46 - “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“I don’t love you anymore.” He said as he held his head in his hands.
“I don’t understand why you’re being like this!” You yelled at Youngjae as you stormed across the apartment. “We were fine yesterday! What happened that made you act this way.”
“You.” he responded coldly, venom dripping from his lips.
“What did I do?” You yelled back.
“Everything!” he yelled, “You have made life impossible! I don’t know why you think we are fine!”
“If you feel that way then i’ll just give you back this ring and leave!” You said as you went to take off the engagement ring you had barely had for a month.
“Keep it.” he said calmly.
“You think i’ll need to pawn in for money to live on? EARTH TO YOUNGJAE!! I HAVE A CAREER TOO! JUST BECAUSE I’M NOT AN IDOL DOESN’T MAKE MY CAREER ANY LESS RELEVANT!!” You yelled, trying to hide the tears from him.
“You wouldn’t be able to live off of that ring anyways.” He said with an evil smirk on his face. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“Of course it is!” You yelled as you grabbed your purse and stormed out of the apartment, not even surprised that all of this was a lie. “It’s as fake as your love for me!”
You ran out and threw the ‘fake’ ring at him as you left. You didn’t want any part of your relationship with him carried with you.
“It was a joke, baby, I swear.” He yelled at the door as he picked up the ring in a fake attempt to get you to come back. JYP would kill him for letting you go.
5 - “I’m not here to make friends.”
17 - “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
24 - “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
This new living situation was not ideal. You agreed to do “We got married” for the publicity, but you didn’t know you’d be paired with the one male idol you never got along with... JB...
“You could be a bit nicer you know,” You said as you followed him into the kitchen before filming.
“I’m not here to make friends.” He said as he began fidgeting through the cabinets for something.
“I didn’t say we had to be friends,” you said, annoyed, “I said you could be a bit nicer.”
“I don’t want to be.” He said as he found what he was looking for. “I’ll be nice on camera and then afterwards we can live our lives. You can go back to being a goody two-shoes and I can go back to being an idol who spends his time writing music IN PEACE and drinking with people I ACTUALLY care about.”
He grabbed a glass and began to pour a large shot of vodka into it.
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” You said as you tried to grab the glass from his hands. “We have a long day of filming and it’s bad for you.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for you opinion.” He said as he artfully dodged your reach and headed to his bedroom. “I need something to deal with your shit all day. They want me to smile and without this,” he gestured to the bottle, “just the thought of smiling at you makes me want to barf.”
