#highballjordan

[elsewhereuniversity]

I'm sure other people have already sent asks about this but I'm sure that while plenty of people are happy to have a relatively mundane sounding nickname, there are plenty of others who come up with the most ridiculous nicknames. Like, some little shit probably thought it would be funny to call herself Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way or Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

YES one hundred percent hahaha

[asokatanos]

Face holes, by popular demand (courtesy of @highballjordan)

[vimeddiart]

PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT BEAUTIFUL SALMON BOY

OH GOD.

His birthday is July 14th (I don’t even know how this will fit in the actual story BUT THAT’S HIS BIRTHDAY) he has beautiful, expressive, dark brown eyes and he’s terribly naive. 

He has a large heart and is very very charming. He believes he can seduce his way into and out of anything but he’s still so painfully innocent. 

He tol. And almost good enough to eat.

[forcearama]

LISTEN,,, DOES THIS MEAN OBI-WAN GETS A FANCY HEADDRESS-CROWN THING?

I DON’T SEE WHY NOT!

[kayvsworld]

squeeful replied to your post: so there’s this really shitty pattern i’m seeing...

i have a countdown to when “disagreeing with steve is homophobic as he is Our Canon Queer Savior” pops up again

PLEASE GOD DO NOT JINX IT IM ALLERGIC TO THAT STATEMENT I BREAK OUT IN HIVES

highballjordan replied to your post: so there’s this really shitty pattern i’m seeing...

yikes,,,

Yikes(TM) indeed free me from this its the worst time

[musicalluna]

highballjordan replied to your post: it’s snowing omg

snow?? what’s a snow i live in socal

it is a cold wet thing

[flange5]

highballjordan replied to your post “Pro tip from a real facts professor- Making your font bigger does...”

yikes??? there's a standard format for a reason oh my god

INDEED. And it is reiterated on the assignment sheet of every paper, repeated and walked through for every paper, and I explained how to access the different formatting features in Word just to be sure. 

tbf, some of my students have wildly varying levels of experience with word processors, in that yesterday, I showed my student the tab key and his jaw dropped bc he’s been using the space bar to start paragraphs manually. 

But you know what? you have to DELIBERATELY CHANGE THE FONT TO MAKE IT 15 and when you have to turn in your rough drafts and they’re formatted right, and SUDDENLY the final draft is 2+ font sizes bigger and your spacing goes all to hell, it’s noticeable. 

I try to warn them, and tell them how particularly unlucky they are that I worked for years in a print shop and thus can actually eyeball the difference between 12 pt. TNR and 12.5 but ... they just. Feel the need to play chicken with me every. damn. semester. 

Just from a self-preservation pov, this is not the mood you want your professor in when she reads a paper you’re already not feeling good about. Why would you do the thing?

[kiyaar]

kiransingh replied to your post “i’m writing fluff and I’m going to deny it later so you heard it here”

I think ur account has been hacked who's posting this

shrikeseams replied to your post “i’m writing fluff and I’m going to deny it later so you heard it here”

I assume it ends in a murder/suicide.

captainshellhead replied to your post “i’m writing fluff and I’m going to deny it later so you heard it here”

sounds fake but okay

dawittiest replied to your post “i’m writing fluff and I’m going to deny it later so you heard it here”

WHAT

highballjordan replied to your post “i’m writing fluff and I’m going to deny it later so you heard it here”

???? did hell freeze over???? this is unheard of???

HAVE SOME FUCKING FAITH WOW