#highquotes

[luluislucid]

I wanna be his lil wifeyyyyy

[highthoughtswithfriends]

OKAY! I got high with my boyfriend a while ago, yes dadmin has a boyfriend and we’re now your two gay dads, and he doesn’t smoke really so he said some really funny shit when he was fucked up. I am now going to list some quotes.

Soda is spicy water

You interrupted my whip you bitch (talking to admin kit)

(MY FAVORITE) I can’t eat my mom because she’s a tree and doesn’t taste like macaroni

I got big mad yesterday because my brother was being big bitch and then I got in trouble for being big mad 

David Dobrik is my pimp (instead of daddy)

You’re a goddamn knight now (I nearly texted this to my dad trying to put it in my notes)

I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT WEED NUGS LOOKED LIKE TO HIM BC HE HAD NEVER SEEN IT OUTSIDE OF A JOINT BEFORE

[luluislucid]

You are my high

[i-need-more-duct-tape]

“Dude, quadrilateral triangles!”

- me, high and drunk

[luluislucid]

I dont want to be this genuinely human.

For some reason I thought I was special, but I think I might just be as cold as the rest of the world at this point

[luluislucid]

When your mind is heavy let me help you carry the weight

[luluislucid]

I hate you more than I miss you.