#admin dad

[ask-lord-doitsu]

hallo children

it is me, your friendly neighborhood doitsu i’ve heard that the hetalia fandom is being revived and i thought, “huh, that would be fun”  and so, i have returned to rid this world of sin and burnt scones

- your Vater

[scenario-station]

headcannons where Nagisa and karma have a crush on a foreign student who got moved to E- class because their Japanese is not very good?

Well heckie its been a while y’all ~ admin Dad

Nagisa shiota

- poor bb- social awkwardness + a language barrier???-karma just states the facts-“nagisa you’ll never get anywhere acting like this unless Jesus Christ himself grants them the magical ability of fluent Japanese”-nagisa hates how true this is-but korosensei catches on ;)))-korosensei is his Wingman™️ and gives him a lil push-“you have trouble with Japanese? WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW NAGISA CAN TEACH YOU ISNT THAT RIGHT NAGISA”-nagisa can indeed-nagisa doesn’t want to be too hard to understand-so he tries to learn English-and also slang-but sadly-his first greeting is-“what’s up homie? Name is nagisa shiota dog!”-he tried-he really did-after his initial embarrassment, s/o teaches him how to not embarrass himself in English, while nagisa teaches them Japanese-after a few months he finally makes a move-“s/o, i hate you.”-“KUSO I MEANT LOVE I MIXED IT UP-“-it’s alright nagisa

Karma Akabane

-what a shithead-“not acting like a kindergartner towards s/o? Never heard of her”-he automatically considers them attractive bc they can’t speak my language? PERFECT-but whenever they introduce themself wrong-he laughs-poor s/o-“you’re so stupid! Don’t worry dummy, I’ll teach you how to speak Japanese!”-he teaches curse words first because that’s all you need in his book-but then s/o challenges him to speak English after he laughed too many times-“hey everybody,, it’s me,, ya boy karma”-which is pretty modern and cool -IF IT WASNT FOR HIS ACCENT AND THE FACT HE SAID YOU BOY-ok it’s not that funny s/o-“shut up love”-wait what karma knows English pet names-“I love you bitch”-did you really think he was gonna be sweet about this-but he’ll never stop loving you, bitch

[highthoughtswithfriends]

[strayartcollabs]

🍋 Hello!!! I'm the Lemon Admin, you can call me lemon or lem, I'm 19 years of age and I mostly colour, I'm bittersweet but cute. You'll know I coloured something from the lemon in specks in the corner. 🍋

🌹 Hihi!! I’m Admin Rose, and you can call me Rose! I’m 14, and I do a lot of sketching, not usually color. People tell me I’m cute, not sure what to think about that... You can tell if I colored something from the red rose in the bottom left corner! 🌹

💎 Hi there. I’m Admin Gem, you can call me Gem or Cat, I’m 18 and I make art I guess. I’m a soft person and have enough love for everyone! You’ll know  I colored something by the cat behind a gemini sign in one of the bottom corners!  💎

🐬 Hiya!! I'm Admin Squee, call me Squee or Squeak either works. I'm 18, and I make art when I have the time haha. I like to say I'm a choatic good lmao. You'll know I colored something when their's a rainbow blob in the corner. 🐬

🤠 Howdy kiddywinkles! I'm Admin Dad aka Dadmin. I'm 19 years in age but 40 years at heart and I draw... stuff. I have a weird sense of humour and most of the time my one braincell is off sick. You can tell if I colour something if there's an L stamp in the corner. Good day younglings 🤠

🦋 Hi hello!! I'm Butterfly Admin or BA. I'm 13 and I draw mostly bust pictures! (Neck up). I'm the youngest here, so I'm used to being the baby. You can tell I made something when there's a peach butterfly somewhere in my art ^^ 🦋

🦎 Hello hello! I’m Admin Gecko or Geck (I didn’t realize this was going to be anonymous oof)! I’m 18 and I usually do illustrative stuff with my favorite pen in SAI, so my lineart’s a bit bumpy. I try to be as lazy as possible but life?? Is not letting me?? I’ll put a lizord in the corner if I color the thing! I hope y’all are having a wonderful week! 🦎

[ask-lord-doitsu]

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the more asks, the more i can spread the word of doitsuism 

- your Vater

[highthoughtswithfriends]

Me: It is big drugs hours

Me 5 minutes later: Big drugs hours halted by me not knowing where the FUCK I put my lighter

[highthoughtswithfriends]

OKAY! I got high with my boyfriend a while ago, yes dadmin has a boyfriend and we’re now your two gay dads, and he doesn’t smoke really so he said some really funny shit when he was fucked up. I am now going to list some quotes.

Soda is spicy water

You interrupted my whip you bitch (talking to admin kit)

(MY FAVORITE) I can’t eat my mom because she’s a tree and doesn’t taste like macaroni

I got big mad yesterday because my brother was being big bitch and then I got in trouble for being big mad 

David Dobrik is my pimp (instead of daddy)

You’re a goddamn knight now (I nearly texted this to my dad trying to put it in my notes)

I HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT WEED NUGS LOOKED LIKE TO HIM BC HE HAD NEVER SEEN IT OUTSIDE OF A JOINT BEFORE

[highthoughtswithfriends]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE GOOD WEED