#highschool humor

[some-assholes-familiar]

Ppl in my class: Oh My God! The Essay word limit is 600 words! How am I ever going to reach that?!

Me, chugging an iced double expresso and way too much sugar while trying and failing to cut down on my 3,000 word essay: Tragic

[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

the shared high school experience of being absolutely murdered in the beep test

[lonelymycelium]

Right before going into an exam I hear a girl say

“Good thing I wore cute underwear today because I’m about to get FUCKED by this test”

[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

The *very* Christian kid openly has a foot fetish, and we honestly can’t tell if he’s joking or not.

[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

Work is just legal bribery

[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

During the ecological unit in French class, the teacher was talking about how to recycle batteries. I whispered “mange les piles” (eat the batteries). 10 minutes later, we’re out on campus screaming at the top of our lungs: “MANGE LES PILES”

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[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

Todays week has been/will be

Monday: nothing happened

Tuesday: Collab Day (school starts an hour later)

Wednesday: Snow Day

Thursday: Early Dismissal/Possible Snow Day

Friday: Pro-D

[admitsee]

That feeling when you are doing homework late at night