#highschoolmadness

[annlarimer]

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[captainjamietkirk]

Someone once told me this story and for some reason, I was just thinking about it. So, high school chemistry class, my friend was partnered up with this dude who was a total jock, bit of an idiot. the lab they were doing was identifying various compounds and checking them off on a list.ok, so everyone that did like any chem class ever know you’re not supposed to stick your face in stuff, your supposed to waft, right? but this jock is like, nah man I got this. he grabs the test tube thing from my friend and friggin’ sticks his face in it and just inhales. and then of course, his eyes roll back and just like drops. and my friend just looks at him on the floor, then at the list in his hand and just goes, “well that’s the chloroform!” and then their teacher comes over and he’s expecting to get yelled at cuz his lab partners friggin out cold on the floor, but no! the teacher looks at the guy, looks at my friend, looks at the guy and goes, “he didn’t waft, did he.” my friend just shakes his head and the teacher just mutters, “idiot” and wanders off!