#highschoolshit

[nvssaves]

More like 1998 Sorry it took so long. #yearbook #highschoolshit https://www.instagram.com/p/CIFX9VYFnXP/?igshid=1imkzkbgqpu4z

[your-local-frog]

Shit I've heard/seen so far in my high school as a freshman

•*over heard from inside a classroom* "and he ate 5 PLATES OF SPAGHETTI"

•"Are birds mammals?"

•*zooms across cafeteria in Heelies*

•"Are you calling me a god? Because I'm DEFINITELY a sinner."

• "where the FUCK is my pudding?!?!"

•"What the FUCK Richard?!"

•my algebra teacher once threw a Chromebook on the floor

•friends went to Albertsons and bought two big bottles of orange juice and drank straight out of them

• "Does the Bible app count as social media?"

•foods and nutrition teacher: "I'm going to jizz my Caesar salad up-

"Hold up you're gonna whAT?"

•sometimes I stay after school and if I'm in my English class my teacher and I hear a faint scream from down the hallway

•*if anyone swears*

Friends/my algebra teacher: woAH that's hallway talk

• "FUCK-"

"WAS THAT A PROFANITY"

•Friend: "who the hell has the pass I'm about to pee myself right here."

my Algebra teacher: *walking by* "you'd be the first person in 14 years to do that in my class"

•friend: "hey [twin sister] do you want me to buy you Panda?"

His twin: "No. (Pause) I'm gonna go pee now, bye."

•me: *hits friend with wooden spoon*

Friend: "you can't do that you're not my father"

• me: "I'm gonna go upstairs and FLING myself out a window"

My algebra teacher: "that concerns me. I can send you to the office for talking like that."

Me: "I'm happy I promise!"

•"{friend} has a membrane issue"

• friend #1: *coughs*

friend#2: "if you EVER do that again-" friend#1:"shut the fuck up"

•*distant voice*:"yeEP"

•two upperclassmen at my school are TikTok famous

• friend: "I'm severely allergic to dogs"

*pets my dog anyway*

•"There's powdered sugar on my shoe!1!1!1!

"it looks like cocaine"

•friend #1: "I gotta pee."

Friend #2: "on what?"

#1: "I gotta PEE"

#2: "OHHHH I thought you said you got a B!"

• me and my friends always get our volleyball stuck in the baseball net in pe and we usually get it down by having someone throw a basket ball at the net until it bounces out

*gets it stuck for the 4th time in one period*

Teacher: *notices* "stop getting it stuck up there!🙄😂😑"

*lowers the net to our shoulder level*

• me: "soRRY, I'm stupid as hell!"

My algebra teacher: *warning voice* "hey, don't talk like that-"

Me: "are you telling me not to say stupid or hell?"

Friend: "both"

Also I have many stories of funny shit that happens in my algebra class. Soooo future post maybe?

[hueydunbar]

Gangstah. PoPo rolled out in full riot gear. Katz starting throwing hands, Cops tried to break it up and remove them and some winner decided to throw bottles at da cops. Guess what? PoPo said “ OK you can all go home now, Party’s Over.” #HighSchoolShit #CafreCrayConCojone (at Aeropuerto Juan Santamaría) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br7uBeVhM6_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rquh20eytom1

[blakebradshaw]

#tbt #highschoolshit damn i had some long hair. 2009.

[darthguerrilla]

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A Long Winter - Her Delicate Yearning. Kicking it fucking old school #alongwinter #highschoolshit #njmetalcore

[the-for-got-ten-soul-blog]

“I have no friends at all.”

[xdaughterofthorx]

“Your my only friend”

“I have no friends”

“I have no one” 

You’d be surprised that this came from one person. You’d be surprised this came from the “popular girl”, the “sweet heart”, the “strong one”.....who would have thought I’d be friends with her and she would make my life worse. 

[kinglz-iii]

Mac Miller definitely doesn't get enough credit. I remember the summer when I first heard this mixtape. I had the time of my life lol. Dude's lyrics has progressed over the years like a mf. I would love to see him, Mick Jenkins, Earl Sweatshirt and Vince Staples all on the same track #MacMiller #KIDS #HighSchoolShit #SummerNights