#hihshawn

[random-edits]

Shawn Morse: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Austin Solano: It's a hug, Shawn! I'm hugging you!

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

if there was a Mr./Ms. Hogwarts competition, who do you girls would be the best competitors?

Well, would we first split people into houses instead of countries of origin as front runners and then crown the queen. I’m going to do it either way because it sounds fun for me!

Mr. / Ms. Gryffindor: @lionsandkrum​ and @vladthelion​ seem to be the obvious choices here! They’re very pretty, athletic, and Ana’s also got a razor sharp wit which would be great for answering those questions about world peace. Of course, she might come off a little sarcastic while doing so knowing her.

Mr. / Ms. Hufflepuff: @andie-longbottom​ seems like the kind of girl who would proclaim her perfect day is May 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold and all you need is a light jacket so let’s go with her. And I guess Tim because he’s got all those social justice issues down, but they would also keep him from getting to the finals.

Mr. / Ms. Ravenclaw: While @becclaw​ kind of looks like the blonde beauty queen perfect image, I’m going to go with Lydia. She’s well-rounded enough to make it pretty far. And Isaac would obviously charm his way into the hearts of Hogwarts by just smiling at people…or taking his shirt off.

Mr. / Ms. Slytherin: @zabinilegacy​ is the obvious choice. She has no problem being fake for personal gain, but she really wouldn’t stir up the heartstrings of anyone involved. And Sam would probably just grin and win this, he seems to have quite the effect on the ladies.

Mr. / Ms. Hogwarts: @badgerjustin​ is sweet, pretty, and sincere enough to take home the crown! And in a complete converse of that @fabulousfawley​ would be his queen. She’s shallow, materialistic, and slightly unaware of reality just like any real beauty queen would be. Plus, they look pretty good together.

Now for a most important bonus category Miss slash Mister Congeniality! This really matters more than any crown if you love Sandra Bullock as much as I do. And I hereby nominate @scarletandgoldstein​ and @gavin-peakes​. They’re both obviously too sassy and not appealing enough to the masses to go all the way, but they’ve got hearts of gold, they’re a lot of fun, and they’re not bad to look at either.

Lulu’s way of doing this is so tedious. Bloody well, I wish I’d gotten to go first so I wouldn’t have to follow her formula. Yet now I’m trapped, so here’s my best effort.

Mr. & Mrs. Gryffindor: @nostringschandler and Hunter Liew. They’re an underappreciated pair, with a strong friendship and good looks. Chandler’s supposedly well-rounded, what with art club and Quidditch, and Hunter seems passionate about rights. That unfortunately makes for a winning combination, despite my personal feelings about them.

Mr. & Mrs. Ravenclaw: Perhaps @shawn-morse. He has the potential to be more interesting than he is, he just needs to take some advice from me and Lulu about how to make his radio show more interesting. I’ve heard he’s good looking, though, so let’s give him the nod and pair him with his “cute” blonde Prefect counterpart, @codeandchill. She wouldn’t win, Merlin forbid, but she’d make the audience laugh with all her incoherent sputtering. No composure, that one. It’s like feeding a lamb to the lions.

Mr. & Mrs. Hufflepuff: @duncanwhitby and Bradley Smith are practically the same person to me, but I think Duncan is the cuter one? Or the smarter one? I can’t remember, but I’m going to trust my gut and give this nod to him. Then I may as well pair him with Brittany Wenlock, since she’s got that sob story about falling off her broom. That’ll carry her quite a long way.

Mr. & Mrs. Slytherin: Nearly everyone in our house is qualified for this, but I’m sure it’ll come as no surprise that my vote goes to @urquhartofslytherin. We’ll pair him with @olivia–jordan, the undervalued protegee of @zabinilegacy. Perhaps Mila trained her to reach almost perfection, but she just couldn’t make the cut.

Mr. & Mrs. Hogwarts: Unlike Lulu, I remembered that people actually have to compete to win. So choosing from my pre-selected competitors, I’d say broom girl, Brittany Wenlock, is going to be Mrs. Hogwarts. As for who stands beside her… I tried very hard to choose someone else, but I just can’t. @urquhartofslytherin, congratulations, no one else deserves this honor as much as you! I’m so very sorry for sticking you with a Hufflepuff who can’t even properly stay on her own broom.

And no bonus categories for me, because they’re ridiculous. Lulu, why waste your time with such stupid movies? 

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Who do you think will be the next pair to hook up around here?

Myself and @urquhartofslytherin. Although should that fall through, I’d wager something is brewing between @codeandchill and @shawn-morse.

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Do you two ship Brian and Shawn?

Not really. They look a bit like the same person to me. And do they have anything in common besides being gay? At least they’re not thirsting over @urquhartofslytherin, but still. 

[becclaw]

♫ (Shawn)

You’re Welcome - Jordan Fisher

Becca hadn’t even noticed Shawn sneak up on her while she was studying, but finally she realized that he was there, holding up a book that looked familiar. She blinked owlishly, and by the way Shawn said the words ‘thank you’ it was clear he’d said them already and she just had zoned out completely. Flushing, she squinted at the book to try to make out what it was, and finally recognition hit.

“Oh my gosh, people actually pick up the books I leave around for them to read?” Becca asked excitedly, making out a title that she’d left out just a couple of days ago. She’d torn through the book, and when she was done she’d just wanted someone she could chat with about it. Now, thanks to her attempts at being the Hogwarts book fairy, it seemed like that wish was coming true. “You’re welcome, you’re so welcome! Did you love it? Tell me all your thoughts,” Becca gushed.

Send me a  ♫ and I’ll put my music on shuffle and write you a drabble about our characters based on the first song that plays!

[fabulousfawley]

♫ (Shawn)

My Only Wish - Britney Spears

Blair stamped her foot in disapproval as she took in Shawn’s wardrobe; did he always have to look like such a hipster? He could be totally cute if he wasn’t so, well, dorky. How could someone live with Isaac for so long and not know how to dress themselves? Or... maybe that was exactly the problem,  Isaac was so perfect that it must be intimidating waking up to his beautiful face first thing every morning.

“No, no, no, you can’t wear that to a party, Shawn! You’ll get laughed right out of the club,” Blair clucked in disapproval, grabbing him by the shoulders and turning him towards a mirror so he could see her problem for himself. “Now will you please let me take you shopping during the Easter holidays? It’s my only wish, to make sure all the boys of Hogwarts aren’t complete wardrobe dunces.”

Send me a  ♫ and I’ll put my music on shuffle and write you a drabble about our characters based on the first song that plays!

[fabulousfawley]

♬ (Shawn)

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Blair: Good afternoon, Shawn, this is your favorite Hufflepuff speaking O:-) Could you please tell me more about those fat throaty singers you did a radio show about? Daddy wanted to invite some to an event that he’s hosting to impress some foreign business partners and I told him I could help. But like, obvi I can’t unless you pretty please help me first?

text message memes.

[becclaw]

● (Shawn)

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

Text: Brian Gilmore! You cannot just tell me that an older boy is cute and then be like OOPS I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY THAT! I may say I hate love for MYSELF but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to hear about it for YOU.Text: Oops, you’re not Brian Gilmore. Hi Shawn! How are you?

text message memes.