Aug 14, 2024
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take out bugs the hillbilly way : by using a tiny wooden hammer, I guess
found in a chicago suburb thrift and antique shop
i could go so many places, some without leaving the u.s., and pull a quincey morris. this knowledge haunts me
i could go into heavy detail and i will. i will go into heavy detail
my folks are from central/southern appalachia, and while i didn’t grow up here myself, i spent summers on my grandparents’ farm and. yknow. learned to talk from my parents. i don’t have a heavy accent, but i sure can play it up (apparently it gets thicker when i talk to my family but still). i don’t typically use hillbilly slang, but i can. which is often hilarious, bc people who aren’t used to appalachian vernacular are fucking bewildered. anyway, if you’re from outside south/central appalachia and have come this far, i have a question:
how does the phrase “fine as frog’s hair, split three ways and stretched a mile” make you feel
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My great grandaddy had two wives in neighboring counties not 40min from each other, worked as a share cropper on a farm in each county, 14 kids between both women, and hardly anybody knew til both families showed up for the glorious old bastard's funeral. And y'all are out here unable to even keep the polycule group text from imploding? Weak.