Awkward Introductions
Ville Valo x Reader
Summary: When you visit your boyfriend in Finland you meet his parents at the worst possible time.
- Suggestive Content, Embarrassment, MDNI
this was also posted on my AO3 account :)
Earlier this year my boyfriend, Ville, decided it was about time to take me to finland to meet his family. Three months later, here we are, at his parents summerhouse steaming in their sauna.
Some alternative rock song plays quietly in the background as I’m focused on Ville hitting my back with the soft yet firm, birch branches, as he smokes a cigarette. The rhythm of the branches soothes me; feeling as though I could fall asleep. But before I could even think about dozing off my boyfriend stops the repetitive hits of the birch. “Can you pour some water on the sauna rocks, darling? It's too cold in here.” Although I am annoyed that my meditative state was taken away, I got up anyway. “Of course, hun.” He turns to put down the birch branches before staring at me intently. I can feel his green eyes burning into the back of my body. I continue my movements, pouring more water onto the hot rocks.
Once I finish I turn towards him, meeting his striking gaze. I smile softly as I walk my way back to him. His eyes stay on mine the whole time. As I reach him he spreads his legs slightly, silently telling me to stand in between them. He looks me up and down, he takes another hit of his cigarette before grabbing my hips pulling me further between his legs, and closer to his face. "There you are, sweetheart~” I shy away from his gaze a bit before giving into his embrace and hugging him tightly. He chuckles softly as he holds me tighter against his body. He then puts his long arm around my waist resting his hand on my lower back, continuing to smoke his cigarette. “You're so cute when you act shy like that.” I scoff at that “It’s not acting. I really am shy like this sometimes.” He laughs again and puts out the cigarette and wraps his other arm around me. “You’re adorable, y/n.” He pulls me down into his lap, keeping me close to his body. “Shut up.” I roll my eyes playfully before changing the subject.
“What else are we doing today, baby?” He chuckles once more before thinking to himself. He kisses the side of my head before answering “Mmm, we could go for a walk later. There's a nice clearing around here. And then maybe we could go down to the stream and have a little picnic. What do you say?” Although Ville Valo may seem like a morose and unsociable soul, he has always been very romantic; consistently setting us on cute dates in the most beautiful places. And as lovely and simple his idea was, I had other things in mind. “Sounds nice. I was hoping we could spend time together inside. Y’know just us two alone?” He smirks, knowing just what I was hinting at. He squeezes my body tighter against his and starts pressing little kisses to my neck, his voice then drops to a lower and softer tone. “Mhm that's a nice idea, spending time together, alone, all by ourselves, with no one around to bother us. I like the sound of that.” He goes back to leaving those electrifyingly small kisses along my neck, almost leaving me speechless. “I knew you’d think so. How much longer do you want to stay in here?” He shrugs, his breath warm against my throat. He starts to slide his hands down my sides, his large hands almost completely encircling my waist.
“Well, I’d be fine with staying in a little longer. Though I do think it’s starting to get a bit too hot in here, don't you think?” I feel his smirk against my skin. “Yes it is, but you did ask me to put more water on the rocks.” I remind him. He laughs softly and pulls back just enough to look up at me and smile. “Hm you’re right. But the sauna does feel more like a furnace every minute, sweetheart. And so does something else.” I roll my eyes playfully. “Oh yeah? What would that be?” I blush slightly knowing where this is going. He kisses the side of my neck again, his lips just barely brushing against my skin this time. He hugs me tight against him and nuzzles his face into my neck before speaking. “Don’t act so innocent, darling. You know damn well what I’m talking about.” He then sucks lightly on one of my sensitive spots, having me melt immediately. “Do you wanna go inside n-now?” I grab onto his long locks, already feeling like I can’t contain myself. He chuckles softly, clearly enjoying the effect he has on me. He gently kisses my neck a few more times before speaking in his soft voice. “Oh absolutely, I do believe that the sauna is no longer the hottest thing in this place.” He smirks. If I wasn’t so love drunk and infatuated right now I would’ve rolled my eyes and laughed at his statement. But of course it doesn’t take much for Ville to have me in an absolute puddle once I’m under his touch.
Once he says that, he stands up, picking me up in his arms with ease, and then carries me out of the sauna. I squeal as he picks me up abruptly. He laughs softly at my squeal, smiling as he carries me into the house and upstairs. Once we reach his bedroom he kicks open the, luckily, ajar door and kicks it shut once we’re inside. Then he gently places me on the bed, then crawling on top of me, his body hovering over mine. “You’re so goddamn beautiful, you know that, darling?” I blush and I’m left speechless under his attention. He chuckles as I remain silent. He cups my face in one of his large hands, gently stroking my cheek with his thumb as he looks down at me. “Aww, speechless already, love? We haven't even started yet~” He teases, but at this moment I don’t care. “Shut up and kiss me.” He laughs once more, clearly enjoying my suffering. He gently grabs my wrists and firmly pins them above my head with one hand as he leans in close to my face, a smirk on his lips. “Mmm, is that an order, sweetheart?” His free hand makes its way to my throat having a soft yet firm hold onto it. “Yes.” I gasp at the sudden contact. The look on his face is almost giddy and smug at the same time. Probably feels like a kid in a candy store having me all to himself like this. “You’re being so submissive today, darling. You want me to take control huh?” My legs wrap around his waist, pulling him closer to where I need him most. “Always.” I pant out. He smirks once I say that, his grip on my wrists tightening just a bit. He leans into my ear, his voice dropping to a low velvety whisper. “Mmm, I know you do, honey~ You were getting all submissive yesterday too, remember? You really like it when I take charge, don’t you, darling~” I nod, completely letting go, and letting him control me.
The hand placed on my throat then nudges me to move my head back, revealing my throat. He begins to kiss and nibble, his teeth gently grazing my skin, up and down before murmuring low into my ear. “Oh what a good girl~ Letting me take charge, you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?” I immediately lean up to kiss him and he meets me halfway, our lips colliding passionately. Just then a loud bang rings from downstairs, pulling us apart. Before we could question it outloud, a voice called out. “Hei poika! Poika, tiedän, että olet siellä!” Ville groans in annoyance at the interruption and rolls over onto his back, dropping his head on the pillow next to me. “Wha- who’s that?” I ask Ville. “....My parents” he grumbles. I immediately make sure I'm properly covered with his blanket as the heavy footsteps get closer to his room. Ville just lays there staring up at the ceiling with an annoyed look. Without warning the bedroom door flies open and I’m horrified to see both of his parents standing there. “Voi luoja! sinulla on tyttö täällä.” His mother exclaimed. His father only stood there with raised eyebrows, widened eyes, and a faint smile. At this point Ville had sat up on the bed glaring at his parents slightly before standing up, still wrapped in his towel as he made his way to the bedroom door ushering his parents out. He steps out with them and closes the door behind them. I hear the conversation faintly but it was in Finnish so I wouldn’t be able to understand it anyways. It goes quiet for a moment and then the conversation becomes a bit louder. “Ei, ei nyt.” Ville’s deep voice breaks the silence. “Tule~ Haluan vain tervehtiä.” His mother says. I hear a faint sigh before the door slowly opens up, much to my dismay. Ville Gives me a morose yet apologetic look as he holds the door open for his parents.
They walk in smiling as they greet me. His father stands close to the door as he nods his head respectfully in acknowledgement. His mother on the other hand walks over to me and sits at the foot of the bed still smiling ear to ear. It was easy to forget that in Finnish culture nudity wasn't seen as ‘taboo’ or ‘inappropriate’. It was like his parents didn't even notice that the only thing covering me was their son’s comforter, as my towel was flung across the room earlier. I smile a bit awkwardly at them as my face feels like it's on fire. “You are very pretty.” His mother says with a thick finnish accent. I smile in appreciation. “Thank you”. Her smile never falters as she continues. “How long have you been dating my son?” I think for a second before responding. “Two years.” She smiles brighter if that's even possible before turning back to look at Ville who still stands by the door looking less than amused. “Meidän pitäisi varmaan valmistautua häihin” She giggles. I didn't understand what she said but it was enough to make Ville blush like crazy before ushering his parents out again. “Siinä se. Ulos.” He points to the door. His mother only laughs but stands up anyways. “Okei okei.” She puts her hands up slightly in mock defeat as she steps out with her husband. Before she closes the door completely she says one more thing. “I’ll see you both when dinner is ready.” She closes the door leaving Ville and I alone.
Ville groans and flops himself onto the bed burying his face into the pillows. “I’m sorry.” He mumbles. Despite the amount of embarrassment that gave me, I wasn't angry. “It’s okay.” I laugh. “No. it’s not” He mumbles into the pillows again. “It really is. Somehow I thought meeting them would have gone a lot worse.” I smile. He turns his head to look at me with a confused look. “How was that not the worst case scenario?” I can’t help but laugh again at his expression. “At least they don’t hate me. And at least they didn't walk in five minutes later.” Ville smirks at that and can’t help but let out a small laugh. “I guess that's true.” he wraps an arm around me. We lay in silence for a bit, letting the embarrassment melt off, as we kill time before dinner. This definitely would be a hard to forget introduction.











