#himbo behavior

[tgcfsketches]

Just take the money Xie Lian…

[league-of-super-himbos]

The himbo ever

[cinderellaboyincorectquotes]

Chase: I wasn't that drunk

Deacon: You asked Buddy, **your boyfriend**, if he was single

Chase:

Deacon: You cried when he said he wasn't

<3

[billieneff]

😂😂😂 Pavlov's boner

I see your irl stream and I'd like to raise you Marche in Hasan's hotel beds, stretching innocently enough that chat doesn't care but arching his back or lifting his hips just so that it makes Hasan stumble on his words and loses his train of thought

this dog is hearing that bell and drooling 👏👏👏

i see your vision... Marche knows exactly what he is doing and Hasan knows as well but he can't call him out while they are on stream because the audience isn't supposed to know they are together

so naturally as soon as the stream ends the first thing Hasan does is call him a little shit. how dare he play with him like that? that's cruel. knowing Hasan can't walk over and grab him? so mean :(

but it just keeps happening. Hasan sees him in the periphery of his vision or in the corner of the screen without even turning to look. Marche stretching his arms above his head and his shirt lifting just a bit...

oh, wait i also thought something else which i don't think i mentioned. sorry, adhd. gotta say it before i forget again. Marche wears a lot of oversized baggy shirts, or just shirts with peculiar cuts, mismatches materials, shirts that are very long, and such. i love his style, btw. he looks so cool... but anyway. Hasan tends to wear shorter shirts although his are also oversized sometimes, but he wears cropped shirts often. my point is that there's a bit of overlap in their fashion sense. also, due to Hasan being so big and his shirts being already comfortably big on his frame, they would look even bigger on Marche and thus not look completely out of place.

so idk i was trying to make up some type of scenario where Marche spills something on his shirt during a stream or something, and Hasan offers to land him any random shirt he wants from his closet. and then Marche keeps it and either keeps wearing it or just has it, and people notice and comment on it because of course they do LOL

it could also be a scenario where this happens off camera... so people don't know about it until Marche shows up on some stream (might even be his own streams on his channel) wearing it which makes people go "um???" of course he hints at the story behind it and it ends up being told on the following episode of fear& because they have to address it now, but... now people are talking... (i would actually lose my mind. i already do when Hasan wears his friends' clothes and accessories even though i know he just does it all the time because people leave stuff at his house and he just starts wearing it LMAO)

but the scandal of it all aside... the inherent intimacy of sharing clothes... they also both wear a lot of jewelry, so imagine them trying on each other's rings and stuff... i'm being normal rn

[sidsthekid]

he’s trying his best, ok!!! what more do you want?? >:( now shut up and go get his ball!!

[demiboydemon]

Me: yes, my sister’s cat is the stupidest cat I’ve ever met, but surely no cat is dumb enough to try to lick the moisture off the windows I’m cleaning with bleach wipes :-)

My sister’s cat: hehe slurp slurp slurp

[pamelloe]

local shark-totem demigod discovers fruits

[fortnitey]

i love how c2s5 jones is like. okay we need to stabilize the zero point. but first i'm gonna use it to visit dozens of different realities and fuck it up even worse than it was before. foundation can you please come help me fix it i don't know what happened :(