Discover Top Posts Tagged with #himbo posting

din: so you're telling me you used to have a crush on han

luke: yes

din: and now you have a crush on me

luke: yes

din:

din: so let me just double check - you had a crush on a man who has never had a single thought appear in his head and now you have a crush on me

luke: yes

din: yeah i'm still not connecting the dots

luke: my point exactly

Someone send me 100000 dollars so i can get man tit fat injections

Other ppl about cyberpunk 2077: cutting edge... beautiful graphics... gritty narrative... amazing... 2045748030294t9/10

Me: heehee I make dick super big, take off clothes and spin in circle to see peepee physics heehee

what if din’s and han’s daytime naps synced up and luke and leia would hang out together while their emotional support himbos were recharging

han: [consistently fucks up every time he wants to impress leia]

din: [aggressively takes notes to try it later with luke]

din: you know you can just take your hand away

luke, holding his robotic hand on din's chest plate: no, i can't, it's actually stuck

din: how

luke: it's The Force

din: [too afraid to question anything that has to do with the force and too dumb to get the Gay Hint] okay.... we'll just get your hand chopped off

din, meeting leia: are you a jedi?

luke, thinking to himself: yep this one's a keeper

what if luke wanted to grow his mustache out so he could match with din but his baby face would only be able to produce a very sparse ratstache

he would complain to din about it and din would just be like “can’t you make it grow thicker using your magic??”

#himbo posting