#himbo.exe

[himbussy]

hottest thing you cay say ever = "fuck, look at you"

[jacobscustos]

[ladyinthebluebox]

Veroshka “V” Bocharova 29/∞ >> Extraordinary street trash observed in their natural habitat

with guest appearance of a fellow Heywood gonk Markus belonging to my dearest choombatta - @jeannedarcprice & Jackster ofc 💖

[fool-of-spite]

YouTube essayists are always like "always question me and check my sources" like bitch yOU ARE MY SOURCE

[a-pink-demon]

ok. question. so we know Michael is a himbo and that Eric is DEFINITELY a himbo. so is Terry G and MOST CERTAINLY Graham. but are Jonesy and John himbos???

ah yes, the age old question: are all the pythons himbos, or are jonesy and john something else?

hmmmmm...

my answer:

well, if we ignore the fact that they are all fucking insane, they are all absolutely mad, crackheads, the lot of them...

...

john is a snarky bitch with a god complex and jonesy is a stripper in a himbo disguise.

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I dont make the rules.

***

sincerely,

your neighbourhood demon,

pink

(a pseudonym)

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p.s. thank you for the ask, this is a first and now I feel special, thank you.

[panickedscribbles]

The qualifications for being classified as a Himbo are that you must be:

Strong

Dumb

Kind

I therefore make the claim that WALL.E is a Himbo. I could also make the argument that he is in fact Himbo Prime, the standard to which all other Himbos are held.

[cactusdealer]

I would like to coin a term. we all know what a himbo is, but i present:

an

ALCE

Its like a himbo, except a Canadian himbo. someone who is buff, really nice and fun to be around, but a complete blockhead.

Now where does this term come from?

Well what is the most blockheaded crazy strong, yet loveable creature of Canada? Thats right, the Alces Alces. Other wise known as the CANADIAN MOOSE

So, what do y'all think?

[himbussy]

hooking a robot with a built-in camera up to stream inside a room full of monitors so you can see what it sees while you play with its wires and have it fuck you