PanickedScribbles

Horrible mishmash of whatever takes my attention

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[the-big-mood]

(Insta)

[sniperisland]

just checking :)

[loopeyfluff]

@saraisanamazingcow

@originalweird

u guys have GOT to see this...

[the-big-mood]

[gonkaccino]

[flanneldragon]

[ephemeralhorror]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[worthlesssix]

He doesn't like him.

[kaity--did]

truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[homunculus-argument]

I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.

But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.

A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.

A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

[harlot-whore]

This could work across genres, too.

The knights in charge of protecting the royal family wake up after a heavy night of drinking, celebrating that their leader got engaged to the princess, the most beautiful maiden in the land, only to find that the dragon terrorizing the realm is acting as their mattress, purring like a cat. The head knight and his longtime best friend are wearing matching wedding rings. The most buff one is wearing the princess's iconic dress and has perfectly manicured nails. The court wizard's iconic crystal ball is making concerning sounds in the middle of the room.

The crew of the first manned Mars settlement were sent a few dozen bottles of whiskey in their last supply ship, clearly supposed to last until their next shipment, and certainly more than they could drink in a single night. Yet somehow, they wake up in a strangely shaped cave filled with breathable air (???) and every single bottle of whiskey empty around them. They don't know if they're even still on Mars, but they're definitely not on Earth. None of them can raise Houston. The captain appears to be cuddling with a life form that none of you have ever seen before, but looks alarmingly like a Trible.

A group of stranded people of a deserted island after a plane crash find a crate of rum that clearly has been hidden there by pirates at least a century prior. It's strangely drinkable. They wake up on a totally different island than the one they crashed on. There's a pirate ship, black flag and cannons and all, docked next to them. Three of them have three separate maps that claim to be treasure maps, all of them pointing to this island. None of them know anything about sailing. Still, there's a parrot now who only camps out on the shoulder of the pilot (who is now strangely missing an eye and wearing a patch) and repeats everything she says.

[sea-mists]

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

[queriesntheories]

Reblogging this with these tags because oh my goodness

To the person I reblogged this from THANK YOU i am now going to stick this on my pinboard where I’m gonna see it every single day

“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[the-haiku-bot]

THAT WAS LITERALLY

MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING

IT IN THE MOVIE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[scarlettohairdye]

Zelda puzzle training simulator

[the-big-mood]

[decomposedmaw]

Pixel post dividers for everyone! It's not much, but feel free to use them if you'd like. I don't know the ideal size for these, so let me know if they're too tall. I can make them a bit shorter next time.

[classichorrorblog]

Dracula |1931| Tod Browning

[iconuk01]

(According to source, artwork by RachelWolf, but I can’t find them online)