#hipster joke

[emwrote]

I got the hipster glasses and suddenly vinyls are arriving in my home.

[adventuresofamodernscholar]

So Hipster

Saw a girl today wearing big, dark framed glasses with no lenses in them.

I guess she’s so hipster she got glasses BEFORE she needed them

[storieslc]

Are you an aspiring hipster?

Well, if you are, you’ve already failed. But let’s ignore that for a minute:

The name’s Josh Powlison. Heard of me? No? Good. See, I’m not mainstream.

In fact, my story doesn’t have many followers. Now, I’m not telling you to be my follower- do your own thing, be a hipster. In fact, I’d say DON’T check it out if you want to be mainstream. Because out of the billions of the people in the world, most people aren’t checking it out. Not checking it out... so mainstream. So LAME. So not you.

Dream High School. Here. So, mainstream or trying hipster? Your choice, bruh.

[parasomniasentimental]

Geologist was dating rocks waaaay before they were even formed

[all-the-jokes]

NO HIPSTERS! DONT BE COMING IN HERE WITH YOUR HAIRY FACES, YOUR VEGAN DIETS, YOUR TINY FEET, AND YOUR SAWDUST BEDDING... no wait. Hamsters. No hamsters

[e4439qv5]

I end up reblogging a lot of stuff privately. Half of it's me being respectful by not sharing something one or more of followers might find offensive, and the other half is just me being a weird retro-nostalgic hipster. You wouldn't understand.

[lord-nicho]

Hey lil momma let me hispster in your ear

[uglytrashbaby-blog]

i liked frozen before it was "cool"