Tweet TweetThe other day I thought, “I wish I was Jeff Goldblum.” I mean, who doesn’t have that thought, right? Goldblum is gold…and blum. Translation: Jeff Goldblum is a golden flower. Everything about him just oozes awkward sexy golden Jew flower man and who doesn’t love that? Who? WHO!? TELL ME!!! When I watch clips …
“Though Goldblum is from Pittsburgh, don’t let that fool you. He’s in fact from the Holy Land and features the skin of 1,000 olives eaten by Jesus.”












