#his schlong

[meowdei]

I wish I could offer you all more crazy energy about this fucking flower crown card like u guys don’t understand this tops the borderline sex/porn appeal of nightly rendezvous for me but I’m irl sick (again) so I’m just gonna weakly say I want his penis in my mouth thanks

[everythingharryistaken]

Which Harry Styles Body Part Are You?

We can’t all be his hands.

[bredintowar-a]

nate’s best trait? easy. his voice.

[beiriibeir]

Hey who wants me to write a smut Fanfiction using only the most ridiculous terms for dicks

[treasure-the-broken]

So I was watching Family Feud and the question was, "what would a pilot be holding on a long flight?" When they were revealing the answers this came up... EXCUSE ME??? I HOPE THIS ISN'T TRUE

[kentacohut-blog]

"His schlong!?"