⍉ = sexual themes/ smut/ suggestive content (18+, MDNI! Mature Content!) | warning = this series flips back and forth between past and present time. the photos in each chapter will indicate which timeline you’ll be reading! ᵎ!ᵎ SERIES IS COMPLETED ᵎ!ᵎ
Since the synopsis got a bit over 600 notes sooner than I expected, figured I’d treat y’all the first chapter of “His Dear” by posting it two days early. As mentioned in my bio, new chapters will come out every Friday! So chapter two will come out next Friday, March 29th!!!
This is my first published piece I’m well, publishing online. This is a story/fanfic on none other than everyone’s favorite strawberry pimp/ radio demon, Alastor. This series does go back and forth between past time with Human!Alastor and to present time with Overlord!Alastor. This fanfic has already been privately written in my google documents but I’m changing it up a bit from the way I originally wrote it! I hope you guys like it! Italics means past tense with Human!Al and regular means present tense with Overlord!Al.
artist: _nedned_x on twitter (or known now as X)
WARNINGS: murdering/killing (mentioned, no gore details) | freaking Mimzy (I'm not her biggest fan) | swearing... let me know if I missed anything else!
I smiled as he twirled me around on the dance floor to the upbeat jazz music that was playing. I erupted in laughter as he caught me in his arms, nuzzling our noses together. “I’m glad you can keep up with me, my dear.” he smiled, placing his hand on my lower back. “Well, when your husband is the finest man in town, and a great dancer at that, I have to.” I rolled my eyes playfully as my wedding ring glistened under the light. His left hand reached up to my cheek, the metal of his wedding band feeling slightly cold to the touch. He leaned in, gently pressing a kiss onto my lips, and we smiled into the shared kiss. “Boy am I lucky as ever to have you as my wife, ma cherie.” he held me close as I rested my head right underneath his chin. “Oh you’re too much, mon amour. You flatter me too much.” I softly laughed, feeling his chest move from laughter.
Soon enough, I was pushed out of the way slightly from my husband and saw the short, annoying blonde flapper giggling as she held onto him, "Mimzy." I growled straight through my teeth as she held Alastor's hands to dance with him. "Oh, you're here, sweetheart. I didn't even see you." she huffed, swaying with my husband on the dance floor. I crossed my arms as Alastor just smiled at both of us. Mimzy never liked me, ever since the moment she found out Alastor had taken a big liking to me and we became an item. It was so obvious to the entirety of New Orleans that this famous flapper/ club owner had her heart set out on my husband from the moment they became friends. Alastor knew, but chose to keep her only as a friend and of course, pursued me and our relationship. I've attempted to keep it nice and civil with Mim but the flapper was just too petty and intimidated by me.... which she should be. I walked up to the pair, slightly shoving Mimzy out of the way. "I believe you interrupted my dance, ma'am." I tried to stay calm, but she always boiled my blood. I felt Alastor's lips going from my cheek to my neck, and I just threw a smirk at Mimzy. It was probably driving her insane that the man of her dreams is currently loving up on me.
"Anyways, I'm sure you have guests that have traveled to see you and share a drink, off you go." I huffed, turning to face my husband. I swore she cursed at me before storming off to the bar in the far corner. "My dear, you know she's only a friend." he assured me. "I know, my darling, but I don't like her." I simply smiled at Alastor, attempting to look all cute and innocent. He only chuckled as we continued swaying to the jazz music. Soon enough, we went to the bar and gathered with some friends from our local neighborhood. There was Tiffany and her husband, James along with another couple, Mary and Robert... just some folks who we consider a close circle. With my husband being a local personality, the greatest radio host in all of New Orleans, we did have to keep an image out in public. It was simple, everyone adored us and asked what our secret was to a fantastic marriage. They even questioned us about kids but Alastor and I realized we were perfectly content with it just being us two, for the time being. Alastor worked at the radio station with Robert and James, hence why I know their wives and we're all close friends. Alastor had finished his last glass of whiskey before informing me we must go home for the night. We didn't bother saying farewell to Mimzy, which I could care less about. I turned to scan the club, seeing her laugh with a group of guys surrounding her, as they did shots.
We said our farewell to our group of friends and we simply went home for the night. "Mon amour, I'm going to go wash up. I'll see you upstairs?" I asked, pouring him one small glass of whiskey. "I have some... business to take care of. I'll see you in a bit. Whatever happens, stay put. You know the rules." he sternly spoke as he reached out for the glass I finished pouring. He sipped on it as he made his way over our kitchen drawer, where our silverware was placed. He grabbed a big kitchen knife as he finished his whiskey, then turned to face me. I saw the flick of red in his eyes from the moonlight shining through our kitchen window and all I did was innocently smile, "Yes, darling. I understand. I will have your pajamas all laid out for when you return." he pressed his lips against mine and I fell into the kiss, then watched him disappear into the woods surrounding our house. I smiled to myself as I shut the front door behind him before going upstairs to wash up for bed. I removed my makeup and my outfit. I changed into my pajamas that I had recently bought and laid out Alastor's pajamas, like I told him I would, on his side of our shared bed. I swore I heard a blood-curling scream but I just silently laughed to myself before tucking myself into our bed. Our secret to the perfect marriage? If only the town of New Orleans knew how crazy in love and utterly insane we were together, as couple.
A/N: I genuinely feel like Human!Alastor is A LOT different from Alastor as the Radio Demon. My head canon of him is that he was probably affectionate and a total sweetheart compared to the way he is in Hell. I do wanna say, when I write any part with Demon!Alastor, he is aroace so I do remember and respect that part of his character yet he is still in a marriage with you in Hell. Yet again, I have no experience with someone who is aroace yet I am still learning more about it so I can write his character properly, bare with me, please and thank youuu!!! Also future parts will have sexual themes but no planned smut but I am still gonna put a “MDNI” warning because yeah, they need a warning. Also if you would like to be added to the tag list so you don’t miss a new chapter, comment and I’ll be sure to add you ♡
[radio divider credits to @pixopix; red divider credits to @kodaswrld]
WARNINGS: freaking Mimzy (do i need to explain?) | swearing |murdering (mentioned) | suggestive content (MDNI, 18+)… let me know if i’ve missed anything else!
artist: @maplinee on pinterest
Chapter 2
I was currently listening to my husband's radio broadcast about some Bayou Killer among us in New Orleans and all I could do was just smile at what he was talking about, which made me laugh to myself. I was currently chopping up some veggies for tonight's dinner, and I had the pot ready to go on the stove. I dusted off my hands on my apron as I went to grab more ingredients from the fridge, "And that is all tonight, pleasure talking to you folks. Quite the pleasure, until tomorrow. Good evening, New Orleans." he spoke and I quickly grabbed his cup and whiskey from the nearby cabinet. I poured some whiskey into his glass, setting the bottle down beside the glass and left it at his seat at the table. I continued cooking dinner after turning off our radio, adding the food into the hot pot. I heard our front door swing open, "Good evening, dear. I hope you had a splendid day." He greeted me with his big smile, before downing the glass of whiskey. He walked over to me and held onto my waist, "I had a good day, mon amour. I did the laundry, cleaned a bit. I even managed to fix our bathroom sink that kept leaking like crazy. And I stepped out to grab some things from the grocery store to make dinner. Oh! I did drop off your suit at the tailor's to be fixed. Told me it should be ready in a few days." I smiled as I fixed the collar on his shirt. "Such a darling, I love you. And as for the sink, dear, I told you I'd fix it this weekend. You know I don't like you overexerting yourself." he lightly frowned, tucking a piece of my hair behind my ears.
I nuzzled into that hand and smiled, "I know, dear. But you work so much, it was the least I could do." I shrugged. He smiled before his lips met mine; I was quick to wrap my arms around his neck to pull him in for a deeper kiss, tasting the whiskey on his lips, and closing the space between our bodies. We pulled away a moment later, "It smells good, ma cherie. What are you cooking?" he questioned, squeezing my hips a bit. "Oh, chicken a la king. Mother's recipe. It's the one thing that makes me feel close to mama." I informed him before fixing the food in the pot. "Please, amour, sit down and drink." I said, pouring another glass for him. "Cherie, relax. I can pour my glass, I appreciate it though." He took my hand into his, and he kissed the back of my hand softly, making me blush. "You know, Mimzy opened up a brand new club. Figured we could visit there tonight after a lovely dinner. It'll help keep the low profile with our... hunting." he suggested, sipping his whiskey. "It won't be such a low profile if the bitch keeps annoying me and trying to take my husband." I innocently smiled as I turned off the stove. "Language, dear. You know I love you, and you only. Mimzy is just a friend, nothing more, dear." he assured me as I got out the dishes and silverware to eat.
I put the servings into our dishes and set down Alastor's serving in front of him, along with his silverware. I set mine down then grabbed myself a glass of water, then took my seat next to him. "I suppose we could visit her club, for a bit. That short woman gets on my nerves too much." I scoffed, taking a bite of my dinner. "Hmm, it's splendid, cherie. But your mother always makes this dish better." he playfully winked at me. "She did. But she's no longer with us, so it's just me. Hush up." I laughed, lightly shoving him as he laughed with me. We finished our dinner and he offered to clean up. We went back and forth on who was cleaning up until I gave up and let him clean up our dinner mess. I was upstairs getting ready for the club in the bathroom, putting on my jewelry. I see Alastor's reflection in the mirror, and a smile crept on my face as he walked towards me. He hummed a jazz tune to himself as he fixed the sleeves on his jacket. When his eyes met mine in the mirror, he smiled before placing his hands on my waist, "My, my. You look absolutely extravagant, my dear." he whispered, burying his face into my neck. I felt my heart jumping out of my chest, feeling his hot breath on my neck. "Thank you, amour. I can say the same about you, handsome as always." I smirked as I fixed my h/c hair. I felt him now leaving kisses on my neck, and I bit my lip to prevent a moan from leaving my lips. He bit a bit hard every few seconds, for sure leaving some marks on my neck. "Sorry, my dear. I can't seem to keep my hands off you." he deeply chuckled, turning me around to face him. His hand caressed my face before pulling me into a rough yet passionate kiss. After a few moments of the heated make-out session, he grabbed me from under my thighs and placed me on the bathroom counter, "Til the end of time, my dear?" he asked, unbuckling his belt. I smiled from ear to ear as I cupped his face, "Until all the stars die, my love." I whispered as he closed the space between our bodies, his hands moving up my thighs to remove my undergarments. "Good girl." he smirked, resuming to our make-out session.
We made it to Mimzy's after our little 'session'. The club was packed with probably most of New Orleans since Mimzy was pretty popular with having the best clubs and for being the best flapper in the area as well. There were people on the dance floor, dancing to the upbeat jazz music. Others were drinking, laughing, talking... simply having the time of their lives. We scanned the club looking for the annoying, short flapper but it wasn't needed the second we heard, "DOLL FACE!" Her annoying voice shouted, so loud enough to hear over the loud music. I hate this bitch but my husband adores her as a friend. I growled quietly and Alastor pinched my side before we turned around to face her. "Oh Y/N, how sweet of you to give up Al to me for the night." she grinned, side hugging him. "Bold of you to assume I'd give up my husband. Especially to you." I spat with an oh-so-innocent smile on my face. "Oh, I still ruffle some feathers I see. Sorry, sweetheart." she smirked, crossing her arms. "Don't forget it, sweetheart." I mocked, flaunting my gorgeous wedding ring. My action only made the flapper huff in annoyance, "I have to go greet others. Drink, dance, have fun. See you around." Mimzy stated, smiling at Al but then giving me a bitch face.
"Let's go dance, my dear. Take your mind off her." Alastor hummed as he swiftly took my hand, leading me to the dance floor. He held me close to him as we danced to the music, "Can we kill her next?" I smiled, loud enough that only he could hear me. He only laughed at my question, "Now dear, did we not speak about keeping a low profile tonight? No hunting?" he reminded me. I quietly cursed under my breath as we continued to move to the beat of the music. "I know you're so handsome, but I despise the ladies all over you." I frowned as he twirled me, "I don't blame them though, you are quite the charmer." I complimented him with a soft smile on my face. " But ma cherie, who do I come home to every evening? Who do I make love to often?" he smirked, peppering kisses on my exposed neck, making me giggle in his touch. "Hmm, me. Your wife and your partner in crime, of course." I answered as I kept my grip around his neck tight, locking eyes with Mimzy who was already staring us down. A big smirk danced on my face as I grabbed his face and smashed our lips roughly together. Alastor moaned into the kiss as his hold on me got tighter, possibly tight enough to leave a mark on my hips. "My dear, you're very possessive." he chuckled as we pulled away from the kiss awhile later. I shrugged with a smile, "But you love every second of it." I huffed. I saw a flick of red in his brown eyes, "I love everything about you, dear. Nothing compares to you... ever." He kissed me yet again with passion. "Let's go home?" I asked, pecking his lips just once more.
He nodded and we went off to find Mimzy to say farewell this time. "Have a wonderful night, Mimzy. Thank you for the invitation, it's been quite a pleasure to be here tonight." Alastor smiled politely to his old friend. "We're going home, good night." I bluntly stated, staring at her. "Tell your wife to lighten up, Alastor." Mimzy scoffed before downing her drink. My eyes twitched at her comment and before I knew it, Alastor dragged me out of the club before I could say anything else. "Bitch." I huffed once we got outside the club. "I saw the flick of red in your eyes, dear. Don't think about it, not right now." he suggested and we started making our way home. "I want to murder her and feed her to the damn wolves." I scowled, filled with a bit of anger. "Come on, dear." he softly spoke as he held me in his arms as we continued walking home, which wasn't too far from the club. We got home safely yet we could not keep our hands off each other still. After locking the front door, he smashed his lips onto mine and attempted to unzip my dress right then and there. My hands fumbled with trying to take his button up shirt off. "I love you so much, my dear. Until the end of time, I am yours." he said out of breath, which only made me smile. "I love you so much, too, amour. Until the end of time." I stated as we kissed again, tearing each other's clothes off.
A/N: Okay not sure if it’s obvious, but I do hate Mimzy, and I even hate writing her. Boils my blood to the max but it’s for the plot!! I do hope you enjoyed this part though, thank you for reading, xoxo!! Comment if you wanna be added to the taglist so you don’t miss any of my work! Also quick reminder, every chapter switches back and forth between demon!alastor and human!alastor, just wanted to make it known, thank you! If you have any questions in general or about the series, please don’t be shy to message me🥰
[radio divider credits to @pixopix; red divider credits to @kodaswrld]
Residing in the beautiful, mysterious town of New Orleans was the famous radio host, Alastor Hartfelt and his doting wife, Y/N Hartfelt. They had the most perfect marriage anyone could ever dream of, and they were the most perfect couple that everyone wanted to be. Alastor was the man every lady wanted, and Y/N was the lady every man wanted. But little did the locals know, Alastor and his dear wife had a twisted, dark secret that hid within the walls of their own home but they are able to successfully play it off as if they weren't crazy insane; they were typically the Bonnie and Clyde of New Orleans. Then, their death caught up with them, quicker than they expected and death did do them apart but they rejoined each other in Hell, taking it over by storm.
"I love you dearly, ma cherie." he panted, making me blush under the full moon light that shone directly onto our bed. "And I love you, mon amour. Til all of the stars die." I whispered, locking eye contact with him. "Til the end of time." he smiled before leaning down to kiss me.
๑"The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane
I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad
The craziest friend that you've ever had
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I'm off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed
So what if I'm crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy"๑
Hope y'all like the story idea so far, thank you for reading the synopsis! The last name is from a Hazbin fan comic, Journey to the Light, so credit to that creator!
artist credits: unknown (it’s not my work; if you know the artist of the work above, please let me know so i can give credit where it’s due!!)
(edit: Chapter 1 is now on the air, go check it out!! SERIES IS COMPLETED AS OF AUG. 10, 2024!)
Warnings: sexual themes, no smut (MDNI 18+) | mentions of murder (but in a jokingly way, not literally) | just a bunch of Human!Alastor fluff; him just being a devoted, loving husband!
Chapter 4
artist: @_nedned_x on twitter
It was a beautiful, humid summer day here in New Orleans, and as told, there was going to be a rain storm later in the evening, The hot wind blew through my hair as I turned to face my husband, "Home sweet home." I softly spoke as we looked at the house in front of us, which was his mother's home. "Feels good to finally be with both my favorite ladies under one roof." he smiled down at me, grabbing my waist and pulling me closer to him. "Mes amours! Welcome!" her cheery voice beamed from the porch. My eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning as I dropped my bag and ran to her, my dress flowing in the wind as a big smile danced on my face. "Mama! It's been such a long time, I've missed you." I held onto her tightly. I don't know where I'd be without her. She's been such a big blessing and such a big help in my life. She returned the tight hug, "Oh my darling, look at you! Gorgeous as ever! Hopefully my Alastor isn't giving you a hard time, sweetheart." she cooed, tucking a piece of my hair behind my ears. I giggled, I always adored his mother; she knew how to make someone feel at home. "Mother, it's a pleasure to see you. As always." Alastor finally met up with us, dropping our bags at our feet. He engulfed her into a hug before pecking her cheeks. "Please, come on in." she smiled as she guided us into the house. After a nice, long conversation and an amazing, tasteful dinner, Alastor's mother went to a nearby cupboard to grab a handful of blankets. "There's going to be a rainstorm tonight, I'm sure you two have heard. I just want to be prepared and kept warm." she smiled. "Mama, let me help you." I got out of my seat and made my way to her. "Darling, you helped me with dinner and with cleaning up after. I truly adore you, amour. But I got it." she assured me and I gave her a soft smile. "But, you can come help me lay the blankets in your room. Come on." she smiled. "Is there enough for you too, mother?" Al asked, downing his whiskey. "Of course there is, dear. Join us upstairs after your drink." she commented as she went up the stairs.
We made it to mine and Alastor's shared room that she had in the home and we laid out the blankets on our bed. "And the rest can be yours, mama. I think this is plenty for Al and I." I nodded, fixing the blanket position. "Well, then. We're all set." she beamed with a big smile as Alastor came into the room, with another half glass of whiskey. "Thank you mama, truly. We appreciate you so much." I smiled, reaching for her hands. She winked at me before kissing the back of my hand, "Anything for mes amours! But mama is tired, so off to bed I go. Have a wonderful night, you two. See you in the morning." she yawned. We both kissed her cheek and hugged her, and she went off downstairs to her bedroom. Alastor closed our bedroom door behind her and then shrugged off his jacket as I started taking off my jewelry. I stood by the window near the bed, looking outside. It is truly calm before the storm rolls in; I could see the open plantation and the nearby bayou glistening under the bright full moonlight. I hummed quietly as I stared outside, and I felt his arms wrap around my waist, "You okay, cherie?" he whispered, pressing kisses on top of my head. I smiled as I looked up at him, "I just love it here, amour. Probably more than our own home." I sighed, leaning back into his chest as his chin rested on top of my head. "Maybe mama can leave the house in our name after she passes away.... which hurts to think about. But we can raise our family here and everything." he suggested, squeezing me softly. "Oh, I would love that very much, amour. But what about your radio broadcast?" I questioned, rubbing his arms softly, running my nails along his arm. "Oh, my dear. I can move and still be on the air. Really, it's not a problem." he assured me. "Bath time?" I questioned, "It's been a long day for the both of us. I'm certain mama will murder us if we get the bed dirty." I added with laughter. "Either way, that bed was going to get dirty." he commented, biting my ear gently as I elbowed him. "Dirty man." I teased as I turned to face him.
He grabbed my face, pressing a hard kiss onto my lips as my hands rested tightly on his waist, kissing him roughly right back. My hands moved up his shirt, starting to unbutton it. He pulled away a moment later and we were both out of breath, no surprise. "Might be a challenge for you, Cherie but you're gonna have to stay quiet." he smirked. "I'll take the challenge." I winked before I leaned up, to kiss him again. My hands found their way to his hair, lightly pulling on it as he aggressively grabbed my waist and slowly dropped me on the bed. My back met the warm blankets that his mother and I laid out not too long ago, "Ma Cherie, I love you dearly." he panted, making me blush under the full moon light that shone directly onto our bed. "And I love you, Mon amour. Til all of the stars die." I whispered, attempting to shove his shirt off his body. He shifted off the bed for a moment to safely put his glasses away and then returned to his position, which was towering on top of me. "Til the end of time." he smiled, as I saw a flick of red in his eyes. I grinned from ear to ear, "No doubt, baby. Me and you, til the end of time." I nodded, assuring him. "I will ALWAYS have your back, amour." I added, caressing his face with both of my hands. "Your eyes, dear." I knew he probably saw the flick of red in my eyes. "Your eyes did it too, just a second ago." I commented. He just gave me a big smile before leaning down to give me an aggressive kiss. And so we made love under the moonlight, RIGHT before the storm came rolling in, raining heavily as we were told earlier that day. We finally started a bath and he got in first, then I went in second, sitting in between his legs. My back rested against his bare chest, "Absolutely breathtaking." he muttered, kissing my exposed shoulder as his hands explored my naked body under the water. I giggled as he hugged me tighter, "Who's our next victim when we get home?" he whispered, tracing shapes on my back as I sat up in the tub. "Mhm, well there's rumors about the butcher, Aaron. Apparently he's abusive to his wife and kids. And darling, we all know how I feel about those kinds of men." I sternly stated, as I slowly turned around in the tub to face my darling husband. I moved closer to him so our chests were pressed up against each other, hands on each other's bodies and noses touching. "It's a deal, my dear." he nodded. "Although, I would prefer it being Mimzy." I scoffed, kissing his neck. "Doll, you know she's just a friend. She would never be anything more, ever." He reassured me, grabbing my face with his hands so we could make eye contact. I only smiled, "She better be thankful. You're the only reason she hasn't died." I huffed before leaning in for yet another kiss. "Round two already, ma belle?" he chuckled. "Mhm, why not. If I could, I'd make love to you for all eternity." I smirked, running my hands through his hair. "Even until after we die, we'll still be madly in love, and still make love, dear." he smiled at me before smashing our lips together.
A/N: was this too long? I'm not sure but this is probably my favorite part of the series to be fairly honest. I also edited this while getting my Adam tattoo, he came out so dope😭 But anyways, I hope we get to learn about Alastor's mother sometime in S2, and more about him. I'm all in about learning more about him. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, thank you so much for reading! If you wish to be added to the taglist, please comment and I’d be more than happy to add you🥰 Also contemplating on if I should make an instagram account for this tumblr, idk yall lemme know what you think😭 it would provide updates and sneak peeks
ALSO FAIR WARNING, I do try to proofread my work but I normally miss something so if I do, feel free to correct me. I do tend to make SOME minor changes too after posting; Thank you, toots🥰
[radio divider credits to @pixopix; red divider credits to @kodaswrld]
WARNINGS: cannibals being cannibals | swearing | much like Alastor, you too have the powers of shadow warping/umbrakinesis… let me know if I’ve missed anything else!
CHAPTER 1
I set down a tray of fingers at the table inside Rosie's Emporium to a group of children cannibals who just ran in. "Thank you, Mrs Hartfelt!" they beamed with their big toothy grins going from ear to ear. I simply pat one of their heads, "Anytime, darlings. Now eat up." I smiled before walking towards the back of the building. I see Rosie sitting down with a local cannibal yet I still walked up to her, taking a seat directly next to her as she gave her advice to the local. "Thank you very much, Rosie. As always, greatly appreciated." The cannibal thanked her before disappearing out of the emporium. "Hello, dear. How are you? Did you feed those children?" she questioned, with her big signature smile. I nodded in response, "Indeed, they're a cute little bunch." I smiled, looking back at them from a distance. "Oh, doll. The way you take care of them, you would've made a great mother." she grabbed my hand, giving me the compliment. I only stayed silent, giving her a weak smile. "I heard he's back, doll. He's at the Hazbin Hotel with the princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar." Rosie whispered, making sure no one else could hear. "M-My Alastor?" I gasped, "The one who left without a fucking word 7 years ago?" I hissed, crossing my arms. "I would be upset too, my doll. But the love story between you two goes so far.... you're bound to get over it eventually." she commented, placing a hand on my shoulder. "He instantly went to the princess? Didn't bother coming to see his wife of God knows how many goddamn centuries now?!" My body grew tense as my eyes went all black and my antlers grew slightly; Safe to say my blood was boiling. "Doll, have a coffee and relax. Let's not get worked up about it too much. I only just heard the news. Maybe we should give him some time to come find you, yeah?" Rosie suggested. I shook my head in anger, the tears just wanted to come spilling out but I held them back. I cleared my throat before giving Rosie a faint smile, "Coffee you said?" I asked, as my antlers returned to their regular shape.
A couple weeks have gone by and yet not a single fucking thing from my long-time husband. Day by day, it was starting to piss me off and poor Rosie had to put up with my sour attitude as I worked with her at the emporium. But today, she had suggested that I stay behind at home and just let the anger out there so I didn't drive any of the cannibals away from my temper tantrum. I was currently sitting on the floor of my bedroom, mixing my coffee with a spoon. The poor coffee has been getting stirred for the past 15 minutes as my mind just wandered off into who knows where. Why wouldn’t he come visit me? After 7 years!? Wouldn't he come running to me? I know since we got into Hell together that he isn't as affectionate as he used to be when we were humans but he still found his unique ways to let me know. This hurts way too much... And I felt my shadows giving me a soft hug. Just like Alastor, I have my own shadows and I have a deeper connection/bond with mine. There was a rapid knock at my door which startled my shadows, causing them to disappear. I stopped mixing my coffee and stood up, "Shut the fuck up, I'm coming." I grumbled.
I opened the door to see him, my strawberry pimp of a husband, the radio demon, aka Alastor. "Hello, darling. What a pleasure to see you, quite the pleasure." He still kept his radio voice, classic Alastor. "Where the hell have you been?" I snapped as he just pushed past me and waltzed right into my home. "Have you not noticed it has been seven damn years, Al?" I got angrier, antlers growing and my voice go a bit deeper as my eyes went all black, "You left me behind, with no goodbyes, no nothing! I don't hear from you, I don't even hear if you're okay, nothing! You left me with NOTHING!" I shouted as I grabbed him by his coat collar, shoving him into a nearby wall . He simply chuckled, "Well, my dear. I can see my unexpected leave left a negative impact on you and your well being." he said, watching the angry tears fall down my face as he pat my head gently. "Where the fuck did you go?" I growled under my breath. "Language, my dear, remember who you're speaking to." his radio voice grew deeper and a bit more stern, "But as to where I've been? Don't worry your pretty little head about it, but I'm sure you have theories. I'd love to hear about them!" he spun his microphone in his hands, before making it disappear into the shadows. "But you come back and went to the fuck-" His eyes gleamed down on me as his antlers slightly grew a bit and his eyes had dials in them, basically meaning 'watch it, miss', "The freaking princess of Hell and didn't even bother coming to see me!" I corrected my language as my antlers returned to their normal size and my eyes were back to normal. "Well dear, there was business I had to attend to, but I am here now right?" he questioned, tilting his head slightly. "Whatever I guess. Even though you are a few weeks late." I huffed, crossing my arms as I turned away from him.
I felt his cold hands with the sharp nails grab my face, making me turn to face him. "I missed you too, my dear." he mumbled, before kissing my forehead. "Fucking asshole." I quietly muttered as my face heated up from his affection. "What was that, dear?" he hummed as he scanned my apartment. "Mhm, nothing, my love." I innocently smiled. "Maybe it's time we take you out of this apartment and you come stay with me at the princess's damned hotel." he suggested. "I normally stay around and help Rosie at the emporium." I sighed, picking up my coffee off the ground. "I did see her before coming here... She did mention it was alright." he sat on my bed. "My, this is rather uncomfortable. I can get you a much better one at the hotel." he scoffed, looking extremely uncomfortable on my mattress. "It's all I could afford. Not like I slept much with your absence anyways. But, staying with the princess of Hell? Sounds a bit intimidating." I shrugged. "Husker and Niffy are with us too, I’m sure you must remember them." he whipped his microphone out from the shadows, thumping it onto my bedroom floor. "Awe Husker! And Niffty is there too! Fine. Give me a day to pack-" All he did was snap his fingers and all my items were boxed up. "Seriously, you never let me down any work." I scoffed, rolling my eyes. "A true gentleman never lets his woman lift a finger. Now, let's get moving, shall we?" he smiled, holding his hand out for me to grab. I finally smiled, he was here. He's back, and he's with me once again. I held his hand, "Let's go, mon amour." I blushed as we walked out my apartment.
A/N: And that is a wrap on part 2, hope you enjoyed it! Thank you so much for reading, have a good one! I know it's a bit longer than PT1 but it just felt right; it's the way I had written it. Comment if you’d like to be added to the taglist!!
[antler divider credit: @pixopix; red divider credits to @kodaswrld]
Warnings: Alastor cursing (oh my golly!) | Valentino (only mentioned) | swearing | Lucifer making subtle sexual comments towards you (if you squint, you can see it) | Oh and fucking Mimzy!
artist credit: unsure if the photo of alastor & lucifer that i used is official art or fan art, please correct me and provide the artist name so i can give credit!
I sent Angel with some food and drinks during his god awful shift with Valentino early this morning then helped Niffty whip up some breakfast for the gang. I kept Alastor's plate separate from everyone else's since his had raw meat on his, venison. "Good morning, dear. Pleasure to see you this early." His radio voice boomed in the kitchen. I smiled as I grabbed his plate, "Breakfast is served." I smiled before I leaned in, for a quick kiss. Which he happily granted as he took his plate from my hands. "Holy fuck, they kissed!" Sir Pentious squeaked as him and the rest of the gang, including the egg boiz came into the kitchen, sitting at the table. I grabbed my full coffee mug, that said His Deer and took a sip. "I've heard them fuck before, nothing new." Niffy shrugged, causing me to spit out my coffee. "Niffty." Alastor and I both said with a stern tone, "Sorry." she mumbled as she delivered the breakfast to the table. "Who's top?" Vaggie teased, as they started to serve themselves. My eyes started to twitch as Alastor just hummed, eating his venison. "Vaggie, now isn't the time." Charlie nervously spoke, grabbing her partner's hand. "Sex isn't a big part of our relationship." I downed all my coffee, "We fucked enough as humans." I smirked. Alastor's hand quickly rested on my thighs, squeezing it. "Darling, too much information?" Alastor chimed in as I stood up. I pinched his cheek, "Awe, are you embarrassed, Mon amour?" I teased as I went to refill my coffee mug. I went back, taking my seat next to Alastor. "I bet he was a handsome bad boy as a human." Niffty darkly giggled, making me laugh. "Oh, he was quite the charmer, Niff." I smiled, taking a big sip. "I heard you woke up early to make Angel's favorite dish, providing him with some snacks and drinks for his shoot today." Sir Pentious smiled as me. I nodded with a big smile, "I'm sure you made a wonderful mother as a human!" he beamed, biting into his breakfast. My smile instantly dropped and Alastor's fork fell onto his now empty plate. "Pentious, what did we talk about?" Vaggie snarled. "Oh for fucks sake." Charlie banged her head on the table. "Where's the kitty?" Niffty quickly changed the subject. "Sleeping at the bar, per usual." I stated, still upset. I continued drinking my coffee. "How about we never mention the word kids and mother EVER again?" Charlie scoffed, playing with her food. Alastor and I locked eyes as he reached for my hand under the table.
The very next morning, we heard frantic movement downstairs and so Alastor and I used our shadows to teleport to the lobby downstairs. We see everyone gathered around Charlie, who was freaking out and out of breath. "What the fuck is going on?" Husk muttered, taking a swing of the wine bottle in his hand. "I'm trying to figure out why nothing is working!" Charlie was getting angry with herself, scanning the white board with notes in front of her. "Charlie, maybe it's time-" she quickly cut Vaggie off. "NO! Don't say it." Charlie whined, "To ask your dad for help." Vaggie finished her sentence. After some convincing, Charlie called her dad and was able to convince him to come visit the hotel. "Well, we have one hour til he gets here!" she weakly laughed. Vaggie sent us out to do different parts of the hotel to make it look pretty. By the time the hour was up, the hotel was.... decorated. Hey, it was to the best of our ability. "Ready guys?" she whispered before opening the door. "CHARLIE!" the king of hell practically threw himself at his daughter, squeezing her into a tight hug. I felt Alastor's hand on my waist, pulling me close to him which made me smirk. After some time, my husband decided to fool around with the king himself, "You are much shorter in real life." he teased. "Who are you? Who is this nut? Are you the bellhop?" Lucifer deadpanned. "Why, no! I am the host of this hotel! You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast!" Alastor smiled. "NOPE! I guess that's why Charlie calls it the Hazbin Hotel." Lucifer joked, elbowing his daughter. "Haha, well it was my idea." Alastor scoffed. "Haha, well it's not very clever." Lucifer hissed in his face. "Haha, fuck you." Alastor snapped, leaning down to get close to the king's face. My eyes widened as his response, did my husband just... did I hear him right? He said fuck?! After some banter, Lucifer begged Charlie to introduce him to her other friends. After Vaggie, Pentious, Angel, Husker and Niffty were introduced, the king spoke up, "And who's this lovely lady we have here?" he grabbed my hand, kissing the back of it. "In case you haven't heard, I'm Lucifer Morningstar. King of Hell." he introduced himself, making me hold back a soft laughter. I got the chills down my spine when I heard static buzzing and his arm around my waist, tightly. "Ah, I see you've met my darling wife. Quite a dear, isn't she?" Alastor smiled, moving Lucifer further away from us, using his cane. "Amour, he's the king." I quietly mouthed at him, only to have him shrug at me. "You? You gorgeous lady, married to this smiling annoying freak?" Lucifer looked at me in disbelief. I smiled softly, "Yes sir, the radio demon is in fact the love of my life." I smiled, fixing Al's tie. "Oh... fuck. Well... like I did with Lilith and Eve, I could swoop you away." Lucifer winked. I swear Alastor's nails were going to pierce a hole in my waist from how tight he was holding me, "Dad, they've been married since they were humans in the 1920s." Charlie muttered, only to have him roll his eyes. The light from the ceiling fell, making Angel jump into Husk's arms, me into Alastor's arms and Charlie into Vaggie's.
Suddenly, a huge hole broke the wall down, "IT'S ME!" a very familiar annoying voice screamed. "THE FUCKING WALL!" Husk and Angel groaned. "MIMZY!" my husband said with happiness, and I said with anger. "Oh Alastor, it's so wonderful to see you!" she squealed as Al rushed to her, giving her a tight hug. I crossed my arms and sucked in my cheek, "Who's that?" Vaggie whispered. "Mimzy, an old annoying fuckhead." I huffed. "I can help you take your mind off it. I'm good with my tongue." Lucifer whispered, dusting his coat off with a smirk. "I'll pass." I raised my eyebrow at him. "Oh my goodness, is that Lucifer? Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company." she scolded my husband before shaking Lucifer's hand. "Charmed, I'm sure." Lucifer smiled at her. Then she noticed me, "Oh you. Still attached to his hip, I see." she scoffed, rolling her eyes at me, "Mimzy, that is my wife you're speaking to. I suggest you watch it." Alastor politely warned her. "Yeah, your mouth is the reason I ended your life." I hissed, leaning down to her height. "You killed the annoying bitch?" Husk asked. "What? I hated any woman who had the hots for my man... this woman was one of them, so I killed her. But she ran her mouth on a topic she had no right to." I scoffed. "I bet you were a hot ass murderer." Lucifer smirked. I laughed as I grabbed his tie, pulling him in closer. His face went red, "Oh, I was, short stuff. You would've died painfully." I winked as he melted more under my touch. "You see what a whore she is?" Mimzy scoffed at Alastor. She attempted to hug his arms but my shadow reached her before she could, "Don't touch." I hissed, "Do not mess with me." I spat. My shadows shoved her harshly away from Alastor, "Always such a bully. Huh, Y/N?" she pouted, crossing her arms. I used my shadows to quickly teleport by Alastor's side, then dusted his shoulders off, "A bully over what's mine? Of course... always." I innocently smiled. "Don't fuck with me. I can end your existence, again but this time... for good. Behave." I warned her. She rolled her eyes at me, "Pussycat, where can I get a drink around here?" she asked. "Fuck off." Husk mumbled, flicking her off as he walked to the bar. Angel, Pentious and Mimzy followed Husk as it was just Vaggie, Charlie, Lucifer, Al and I standing by the stairs. "So, I guess we can give you the tour of our hotel, dad." Charlie smiled. She led the way and after some time with no disturbance, Husk called for Alastor, "Boss." his voice quietly spoke. "Yes Husker?" Alastor questioned. "Catch up with us after, amour. Don't take too long." I said, running after Vaggie, Charlie and Lucifer.
We reached a balcony, "And here, you can see Pentagram city." Charlie smiled as she and Vaggie admired the view. "What a beautiful view." Lucifer smirked as he saw me follow behind them. "With all due respect, I am married." I softly tried to let him down. "Yeah? So was Eve and Lilith... Yet I managed to snatch them away. Tell your husband to be careful." Lucifer winked, blowing me a kiss. "Dad." Charlie groaned. "Tell him what?" Alastor smiled, holding me close to him. "Mhm, let's not start again, shall we?" I asked, trying to drag Alastor away from the balcony. We made our way downstairs and heard a loud banging noise against the door, "What the hell is going on?" Vaggie cried out. "What the fuck did you get yourself into, Mimzy?" I scolded, seeing her hide behind Husker and the bar. "Well, I might have borrowed 50 grand from the loan sharks, stole their car and hit one of their girlfriends with the car." she nervously laughed. This fucking idiot of a bitch. "I got this everyone." Vaggie said, grabbing her spear. "No, dear. It's time I show everyone why I am here." Alastor's eyes turned into radio dials as his shape grew bigger, "About time!" Mimzy groaned. Alastor made his way outside, devouring the sharks and killing them. I shook my head, "I apologize, Lucifer. This happens only when the short bitch comes into town." I hissed, giving Mimzy the bitch face. After the situation was settled, Mimzy went over to thank Alastor, "Mimzy, you need to leave." he stated, not making eye contact with her. "Oh, you're so funny. You love taking care 'a me." she giggled, poking him. I used my shadow to remove her hand off him, "He asked once, and he will not ask again. Leave." I scolded. "What, why?" she scoffed. "Because you bought harm and damage onto the hotel and its staff. And more importantly, my wife." Alastor said, smiling down at me. I nuzzled my head into his shoulder, "You could stay and get redeemed but we all know that isn't your style." Alastor sighed. "Bye, sweetheart." I smirked, waving bye. She flicked me off and stormed off, "Can I kill her now?" I licked my lips. "No." Husk and Alastor said, shaking their heads. "You guys fucking suck." I huffed, flicking them both off. I walked away from my husband and Niffty crawled onto my shoulder as we watched Charlie beg her dad to get her into a meeting with the angels in Heaven.
A/N: a bit of a read huh? Well, I hope you at least enjoyed it and thank you for reading this part of 'His Dear'! Please comment if you’d like to be added to my tag list❤️
HEADS UP: THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS ARE STRICTLY HUMAN!ALASTOR AND Y/N!! ENJOY❤️
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[antler divider credits: @pixopix; red divider credits to @kodaswrld]
