⋆｡𖦹°‧★ Alastor savours the novelty of having something no one else knows. To him, privacy is power. When you ask why your relationship has to be a secret, he smiles a wide, static grin. “I find it entertaining, dear. Let me have my fun.” You roll your eyes, and he just laughs harder.
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ He appears in your room spontaneously, slipping through the shadows. The lights will flicker, and he'll be studying your personal items. "I hope I'm not interrupting,” he says, fully aware that he is. He likes seeing your space because it tells him more about you than words ever could.
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ Alastor is careful not to arouse anybody's suspicion. He won't acknowledge you much in mixed company. But in private, he drops the act as much as he's able. His eyes will settle on you with real interest. “You do have a way of making my day far more amusing.”
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ His flirtations are subtle. Most compliments fly under the radar, so he'll watch you carefully to see if you catch it. “You look quite charming today,” he tells you in the lobby, hands behind his back. The smile that curls on his face is small but real.
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ The secrecy becomes a game he cherishes more than he expected. It's rare for him to possess something that grants genuine satisfaction. You begin to suspect he keeps the relationship a secret because he likes having one part of his world that is yours alone.
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Speed posting through the weekend because the days ahead are going to be wild.
~🏨Hazbin Hotel Men x Reader Bedroom Headcanons~ (NSFW)
A/N Hi everyone! o/ Hope you are all doing well! I've really been wanting to write one of these! A list of all the scrumptious male Hazbin characters' bedroom headcanons with fem!reader.
I'd love to hear your opinions on these and your headcanons!
Warning: At this point if you know me you know that NONE of these are SFW o-o
The references I used for the name of the positions is the Men's Health article (https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19547362/45-sex-positions-guys-should-know/)cause some of then I didn't know the name of, don't ask me why it's the first I clicked xD
Inclinations: Brat tamer/Rope top/Bit of a sadist/hybriphilia
Turn ons:
Gets turned on seeing you wear formal clothing, even if you’re busy and handling business he will make sure to free some of your schedule to get some of you.
Begging: No matter what it will get him going, so it’s pretty easy to get what you want once you know the trick. He also absolutely loves being worshipped.
Kinks:
Electric play: Loves to tease and seeing you squirm, can use his own body to do it so he doesn’t even need toys.
Shibari: He will tie you up, especially if he has a reason to be mad at you/punish you.
Remote play: He will use remote controls to turn you into a pleading mess, he can monitor your reactions from any distance since he has cameras literally everywhere. He loves having you beg for him before he shows up.
Unexpected kinks:
Praise kink: If you genuinely compliment him or praise him when he’s not expecting it, you will notice the faint blue blush flowing through his cheeks for an instant, though he tries to conceal it, it doesn’t always work.
Nipple play: He has very sensitive nipples, he doesn’t always want to be teased but if he’s into it enough he will gladly let you do it and you will be delighted with his brand new facial expressions.
Favorite position:
V is for Victory: Though it was initially for the joke, I actually really believe he would be heavily into that. It gives him a great control and deep access.
Oral skill:
Likes to eat you out especially if you’re soaking wet and sometimes will just toss you on top of his desk to enjoy himself a little treat, but it’s honestly more for himself than for you, you just enjoy the ride. Definitely amazing fingering game though for sure, ending up with you catching yourself staring at his fingers even outside of the bedroom. He can't help but smirk when he notices.
Trivia:
Very jealous and possessive with stalking tendencies.
Says he’s a boob man because he believes it fits his image better but really is an ass man.
Enjoys seeing you limping the next day while drinking his coffee.
Alastor 📻 :
Inclinations: Sadist/Sapiosexual
Turn ons/kinks:
Blood play : I mean…yeah. He loves blood let’s not forget about the reason he’s in hell. Well let’s just say period sex has never been a problem.
Dacryphilia: Even if he wants to comfort you he will still get turned on if you’re crying. He’s so used to seeing you cry when you’re being edged and teased that he can’t separate them.
Orgasm denial: He gets off from seeing you beg and cry about not being allowed to come.
Spanking/Whipping/Hair pulling/Sadomasochism in general
Dirty talk: Enjoys teasing and edging through words, he can be very descriptive and loves painting worded details to enhance the power of his actions.
Something that really turns him on is someone who will respect his personal space, but somehow the more you respect his, the more he will invade yours.
Unexpected kinks:
Mommy kink (kinda): We all know he was a mama’s boy. He enjoys being cared for and being spoiled.
Piercings: It wasn’t a thing back when he was a human, but since arriving in hell and slowly seeing more and more people show up with those he found out he very much enjoys them, he enjoys the pain people go through to get them and then using them as tools to tease and inflict pain.
Favorite position:
The hot seat: He's really good at teasing all yours sensitive areas at once and he can perfectly get it done in this position, sometimes it will naturally devolve into it if you just sit on his lap.
Oral skill:
Doesn’t enjoy giving it but when he does feel like doing it he’s really good at it, he’s great at edging and if he decided you’ll get the biggest orgasm you’ve ever reached he will make it happen.
Trivia:
Surprisingly jealous, tries to pretend things don’t get to him but they do, and when he gets trigger he will become passive aggressively insulting to the person he doesn't like and start gettong more needy and assertive.
He’s very two-sided when it comes to sex, he either is very much in the mood or not at all, and only he decides which way he’s going to swing, there’s nothing anyone else can do that can really sway him.
Lucifer 🍎:
Inclinations: Soft dom <3/Service top/Switch
Turn ons:
Eye contact: Intense eye contact will get him hot and bothered.
Lingerie: If he accidentally gets a peek of lingerie he will not be able to think about anything else during the day.
Kissing: A good passionate kiss or even a soft one can really make him flustered.
Passionate people: He’s really into it if you’re going off on things you feel passionate about, he could listen for hours, or eventually change the activity…
Unexpected kink:
Pegging: He’s very open about anything sexual, so naturally when this side of him was explored he found out he really really enjoyed that.
Rope play: He actually loves being tied up and for you to do whatever you want to him.
Favorite position:
Prone bone (But really all of them): In this position he gets to hit your G Spot with each stroke
Oral skill:
Canonically great at it…not saying that’s why he managed to steal both of Adam’s wives, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the case. He loves to take his sweet time enjoying every bit of you and literally gets off from giving pleasure.
Trivia:
He’s not a boob man, he’s an everything man, he worships every part of the female body, no matter the body type.
He can be very soft and sweet but let’s not forget he is dominant at his core, if you get too cocky he will remind you.
Will give great and soft aftercare but is secretly very proud of himself that you can barely get up.
Pentious 🐍:
Inclinations: Switch/Gentle dom
Turn ons/kinks:
Clothed sex: He finds it erotic and inherently hot, maybe because he's very shy and because of the time period he's from. He can also be very spontaneous, not taking the time to fully undress you nor himself.
Voyeurism/Exhibitionism: The voyeurism is canon and even if he said he regret doing it when he was alive, he regrets more the circumstances than the act itself, in Hell, as long as it's done properly with consent, he's very into both of these kinks.
DP: He loves making good use of his two dicks, simultaneously pleasuring you by filling you front and back. This tend to overstimulate you both however.
Unexpected kink:
Outdoor sex: It does go hand in hand with the Voyeurism/Exhibitionism but it is unexpected considering his personality as a whole.
Rope play: He enjoys being tied up and giving you all the power, letting you use his body as you see fit while he's being restrained.
Cuckholding: He enjoys watching you get railed by a third party now that he's come to terms with his sexuality and can explore it safely with you, guilt free.
Favorite position:
Yourself on the shelf: He can carry you easily and choose whether he wants to go softly or not.
Oral skill:
I mean with a tongue like his…
Even though he hasn’t had as much practice as some, he’s good at it and he listens to his partner’s body language. He makes sure he does the job properly, also loves receiving.
Trivia:
Will blurt out he loves you during sex.
Can surprisingly last very long, he has great self-control and stamina.
Aftercare: Will run around worried like he broke you afterwards and apologize profusely even though you couldn’t be more relaxed.
Valentino 🦋 :
Inclinations: Psycho/Narcissist/Switch
Turn ons/kinks:
Hurting Angel Dust/Fire
Unexpected kink:
Going to therapy hopefully
Favorite position:
Idk man
Trivia:
Has nightmares about Nifty on a weekly basis
Adam 🎸:
Inclinations: Selfish top
Turn ons/kinks:
Face fucking: This man loves to enjoy himself without a care in the world. Of course he loves to fuck your face, his hands in your hair, drowning in the tightness of your throat. He makes sure you can breathe…sometimes.
Anal: Talk about a forbidden fruit, again he loves the sensations that go with it. Thankfully he’s also good at making sure you enjoy it too but that’s mainly cause otherwise he knows he wouldn’t be able to get it as often as he wanted.
Spanking: He will spank you hard enough to leave your bum crimson. He’s either giving you hard spanks or grabbing tightly onto that ass.
Unexpected kink:
Vanilla sex (especially missionary): He surprisingly has a soft side to himself and enjoys the connection and proximity this allows, only sometimes though.
Favorite position:
Doggy style: Of course his favorite position would be one where he can go as hard as he wants, without too much eye contact He enjoys it pretty rough usually and will give spanks very easily.
Oral skill:
I mean he definitely enjoys giving oral…now he would probably be better at it if he listened actively to feedback. All in all he can be pretty decent at it but that’s not his forte. He does genuinely enjoy eating pussy though.
Trivia:
Will randomly show signs of concern and ask if you’re okay during the act.
Does pack pretty well
He’s an everything guy. Boobs/Ass/Thighs/Back he genuinely is probably the straightest man that ever lived.
Abel 🌻 :
Inclination: Submissive/Service top
Turn ons:
Praise kink for suuuure : If you whisper a good praise in his ear at the right moment, you can most likely make him burst.
Cock ring: The faces he makes after being edged with a cock ring for a whole afternoon are truly a blessing from heaven.
Hair pulling: Don’t read this wrong, he would never pull your hair, he’s way to sweet for that. However, since you accidentally pulled on it once, you both realized it was something he was very much into. If you catch him off guard he will bless your ears with a sweet moan and you will feel him throb.
Biting: He’s neck is extremely sensitive. Just kissing it already sends shivers down his spine. If you suck on it he will start groaning and breathing heavily. And if you bite it he will straight up moan whether he wants to or not.
Unexpected kink:
Chocking: You were surprised when he expressed curiosity about this, you were scared at first but turns out he enjoys a little chocking here and there.
Wax play: He’s a very sensitive man, physically I mean. Especially to your touch. Temperature play was something you tested at some point with wax as there are countless candles all over the place in heaven, you used it spontaneously but turns out, he definitely enjoyed it.
Favorite position:
Cowgirl: Watching you bounce on him is something he could do all day every day. He loves sucking on your tits while fondling your ass. Seeing you moan and enjoy his member is a huge turn on for him.
Oral skill:
Definitely didn’t take from his dad, he’s great at it! He won’t stop until he’s sure you are satisfied but he will ask multiple times throughout if he’s doing good.
Trivia:
Sensitive neck
More submissive than dominant but if you press his buttons correctly, he will show a dominant side of him exceptionally.
Big dick but doesn’t realize how blessed he is.
Has come from just kissing before.
Husk 🐈⬛ :
Tendencies: Service top/Pleasure dom/Brat tamer
Turn ons:
Bratty behavior: He is the soft version of what Vox would do in terms of brat taming, he can be very firm and remind you who's in charge when needed, but he also knows when to reward you.
Expressive consent: The more respectful, the better! He loves when you're very expressive about how into it you are. His ultimate turn on to be honest.
Primal sex: He can get pretty caught up in the heat of the moment and get carried away, though he makes sure to give you some great aftercare after each time.
Unexpected kink:
Uniforms: If you surprise his wearing a uniform you can be sure the response will be immediate and intense, even he doesn't know why it does that to him.
Favorite position:
69: Giving while receiving is his favorite thing. He can do it for hours but because he can get pretty intense, it's sometimes hard to keep up with his pace.
Oral skill:
Amazing skills, it’s like when the entree is so good you can’t even think of the main course anymore, thankfully he’s here to make sure you don’t fill yourself before then.
Trivia:
Wings are his weak spot
He's pretty vocal
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End note: I've realized that I ended up writing something rope related like at least 3 times, which is crazy cause it's not even my favorite, I guess it suits a lot of the Hazbin Men...
Now don't come at me for Valentino! I'm just joking (nah I meant it).
How do you think Alastor would respond to a reader that is just very motherly towards him and others. Just like a total mother hen that enjoys coddling him??
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I think Alastor would be particularly nice to motherly figures, especially in Hell
He loved his own mother dearly, and couldn't even BEGIN! to imagine her being in Hell
So seeing any woman that reminds him of her, or is at least equally kind, confuses him terribly
ESPECIALLY if that kindness is directed at him
HIM? Alastor? The high and mighty super evil scary (not at all touch starved) Radio Demon?
No... he doesn't need coddling. Not at all
At first he would react just as anybody would expect him to
You try to offer advice? Ignored. You try to help him with any scrapes he gets during a scuffle? Shoved away. You compliment him? Laughed at.
But your gentleness does eventually start chipping away at the wall he spent his whole afterlife building up.
When he once came into the hotel lobby in a new suit, you crooned at him in joy and began fussing over small details, such as a slightly askew tie or an uneven collar
He was outwardly aloof to it, especially in the presence of others, but he couldn't even lie to himself that it didn't make his chest feel a bit lighter with glee
After that, he noticed himself buying more suits (and maybe sometimes purposefully leaving a button undone or his bowtie uneven) just to try to get you to fuss over him like that again. And it worked. Every time
After the initial cracks in his "I don't need you" facade, it unfortunately came crumbling down fast
Maybe he would get a bit more reckless when fighting other sinners and overlords, coming back to the hotel and finding you in your room to Very Casually show you his wounds
The gentle touch of your hands as you carefully tended to his wounds would send lightning through his body, not used to this level of care from another sinner
The tickle in his scalp as you ran your fingers through his tousled hair to smooth it into place
And then his mind started making connections between you and his mother.
By then he was practically always near you, whether you notice or not, always listening and guarding like a dog
Imagine like a sweet older lady and her deranged doberman type dynamic
And when you found him after the battle with heaven, after a frantic search, you nearly pounced on him
"Oh, Bambi... What have you gotten yourself into this time." You had whispered to him, cupping his face in one hand
He hated how he instinctively pressed his cheek into your hand. "A moment of weakness" he claimed to himself after the fact.
And he hated how tears welled in your eyes at the sight of him
How you doted on him for days after, constantly removing him from the eyes of others to refresh his bandages
But did he actually hate it? The attention? The gentle touches he hadn't felt since his own mother's death?
He would never admit the true answer to that. But by your side he would remain
So! Lucky you! Now you have infinite protection from the Radio Demon and you didn't have to sell your soul for it! Yippie!
Imagine a Y/N who went to hell around the same time as Pentious, so she never really understood the radio and television hype. She just prefers reading, and will learn her information via talking or the newspapers.
Once Alastor and Vox find out there’s a neutral party in their feud, and she has no interest in either area, they are immediately competing with each other.
Vox begins it and tries to tempt her with things like shows and documentaries based on her era. Alastor realises what he’s doing, and as Y/N is a hotel guest, he starts trying to get her into radio, inviting her on broadcasts or playing her favourite songs in the hopes she tunes in. Likewise, Vox learns her interests and even though he doesn’t like them, he finds documentaries on them, or even makes them himself (with grossly inaccurate information).
It doesn’t take long before you’re practically the symbol of tv vs radio, when all you want to do is just read and maybe go see your friend Pentious later. And neither will stop until they fully have your attention - totally just because of their rivalry, right?
THE FIRST "I LOVE YOU" WITH ALASTOR, LUCIFER AND VOX.
A/N: That's right- the triple kill.
Content/ Summary: Your guys first "I love you", no use of Y/n, no mention of specific gender
Tw: Prob mischaracterisation , mentions of sex but no description so like nothing extremely vulgar , small part describing gorey content but nothing too descriptive.
ALASTOR
¤ Its a shock in the first place that the radio demon has been dating you for longer than what most people thought. Or Dating anyone at all infact- He doesn't give off "boyfriend". But surprisingly he had faithfully stuck by you for a while.
¤ There was never any pressure on how fast you two went, you both just silently agreed to go your own pace. Which was a blessing on both of you cause there was no unnecessary expectations put on one another. You both decided that ur romantically interested in one another and just vibed with that from then on.
¤ It had been after he had a pretty hefty fight with an overlord who had dissed you (Completely their fault smh) and he came to your shared home in deep cuts and bruises sprinkled all over him. His normal attire not formal but messed up widely. However he still gave you that famous soft smile when he saw you greet him.
¤ Most of the time when an instance like this occurs he prefers to stitch himself up rather than have you do it. He wouldn't want you to get his blood all over you but after his tragic fight with Adam his magic doesn't help and just makes his body seethe in more pain. So he sat down on the couch while you tried your best to gently stitch up his cut again.
¤ Alastor had never been a romantic at heart but there was something nice at seeing you tend to his wounds so sweetly. It felt almost domestic, and since he was alive in a decade that it was the norm- that just added to his admiration of you.
¤ You thought he was gonna say it? Nah, it was you. You sat up after finishing your work and scolded him on his reckless behavior and how he isn't immortal and you dont know what you would do if he-
"Darling I'm not someone you should make such a fuss over."
"You seriously don't understand why I'm so worried that my boyfriend came limping home??"
"I have handled myself for decades. You're just being paranoid."
"I know...I just don't want to see the man I love get murdered. I can't lose you."
"Oh Mon chéri...I will never leave you."
Eww get a room
¤ After a comforting silence he embraced you softly (so his scar doesn't get hurt) and mummered something along the lines of "I love you more". It always amazes you how the radio demon has always shown you how much you truly adores you with no shame.
VOX
□ You were the whore of the week. That's what everybody told you. Once Vox got tired he would dump you for someone hotter. But he never did for month and months to the point where all of Hell considered you married. Because there was no way Vox would keep someone for that long.
□ Vox is the type to be the worst asshole in the world but the second you two are alone he is a softie. Because he cares for you, he may have signaled that he loves you with gifts and words of affirmation and affection but never a verbal "I love you". Because if I'm honest, he is scared. The rejection from Alastor cut him deep and he doesn't want that to happen.Which is a shock that he allowed himself to relax around anyone after that.
□ It was a late night, after Alastor had mocked him one again in a verbal battle between the two. He had stormed back to the V tower and you know that scene from Mean Girls where Regina screams into her bedroom and throws things around? Yeah he does that. Since your used to his violent ways of getting his anger out you just sit calmly on your phone waiting for his temper tantrum to stop.
□ Once he finishes, he flops beside you on the bed and practically crawls into your lap for attention. So you give it to him and put your phone aside. Rubbing his back and whispering comforting words as he melts in your touch. No one was allowed to see this side of Vox and he never knew he would be able to show this side of him to anyone. But you were different, you were his home and his comfort place.
□ He could be himself with you. No matter what you would be by his side. Even if he got caught up in the power and lost you on the way, you will take him back (ofcourse with a strong apology). He absolutely adored you, he was infatuated with you, He-
"Love you."
□ You both froze. You never expected Vox to ever say that and he didn't think he would say that out loud. And knowing Vox you immediately respond with "I love you too" before he scurries away in embarrassment.
□ Let's just say later that night you both got what you wanted. He got his anger out and you got to hear him say he loved you over and over and over. 😉
LUCIFER
☆ I love my short king. But we have to acknowledge his shortcomings aswell. He 100% said "I love you" early. Like 3 months early- or shorter, depending on what you think is shorter.
☆ If he gets with you even after Lilith then he truly adores you. Like he loves you to the moon and back- he LOVED Lilith. So its like double for you. But focourse he can't say that immediately, that might scare you away. So he planned to tell you later, however he may or may not have said it on accident.
☆ It wasn't a day out of the ordinary, he had came home after spending quality daddy daughter time with Charlie. And you had seen an episode of bluey where it invloved a duck cake. And knowing your boyfriend absolutely loves anything to do with Ducks, you ofcourse made him one.
☆ When I tell you he light up with second he entered the kitchen, Im not even lying. You could see the fireworks coming out of his ears. He gave you a bone crushing hug with a million 'thank you's and he covered your face with kisses. By the time you pulled back your face with bright red, eyes were blown out and you were breathless.
"I can't believe you would make all of this just for little ole' me!"
"Ofcourse, anything for you."
"God Satan, I love you."
☆ He ate that cake with the hugest smile ever. Whenever you two want something sweet, that duck cake is always your go-to and you always bake it together. Expect a lopsided cake and both of you covered in flour and icing.
THIS TURNED OUT SO CUTE OMWWWW
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