#alastor headcanons

[thatsubaruu]

ALASTOR HEADCANONS

part one | divider by pixopix

Summary: deer man hcs

Words: 186

Themes: Headcanons!

Warnings: None!

ALASTOR MASTERLIST | dont steal or ai use

- He loves to roam the hotel at night when it’s the most quiet. He finds it peaceful. Doesn’t have to worry about being hounded by Charlie.

- Has a pet alligator in his bayou and you cant tell me otherwise

- Maybe I’m delusional but he definitely washes his signature suit every day. I refuse to accept the fact this man stinks.

- Cooks most meals at the hotel. Everyone loves his signature jambalaya.

- Has a phone that Rosie gave him but refuses to use it. Times he does he rage quits.

- Extremely short tempered, gets irritated very easy and little things can set him off.

- Stays in his radio tower when he’s felling sentimental. Refuses to let anyone see this side of him. He hates being vulnerable.

- Sleeps VERY rarely, but he sleeps.

- Tends to get nasty headaches in the middle of his forehead where he got shot. Rosie always took care of him, resting a warm wet cloth on his forehead to soothe him.

- Deep down , he cares about the hotel, but knows for a fact he’s unable to be redeemed. He’s accepted that fact.

[lorenalicious]

What Hazbin headcanons do you guys have that are very random and unrelated to anything canon???

I'll go first. Alastor's bones are yellow. All of them. He's healthy and all! I thought it would be cool, mimicking the way old paper (or white things in general) from a long time ago (like the 20-30's) yellows. That's why his teeth are yellow.

[rat-rambles]

Something we don't talk about with the egotistical Ace as a egotistical Ace is it does wonders for your body image. At least for me. This is related to Alastor.

Especially when I was younger I was feed all this bull shit about how "if you want to attract partners you need to do xyz" and I already knew I didn't want any of that so I did non of that. Still I manged to get hit on. I was hit on by both gender actually which leads to young me thinking. "Dang imagined if I had actually tried."

So any time society tried to feed me the idea that I was unattractive I'd be sitting there like. "Man I fucking wish." Ever atempt to be less atactive normaly by being more alternative seemed to back fire.

Anyways I porject this experience on to Alastor and I think thats why he has the fuck ass Bob. It's hoe repellant and it isn't working.

[gladekelly-andthevoices]

Alastor likes his men a little sad and desperate, with power they probably aren't using.

Alastor likes his women to be as bitchy as him or ambitious enough to admire. (Platonically)

Jury still out on anybody in-between or outside of those, but he does respect an interesting soul.

[asistanttothewallflower]

New Alastor headcannon since I’ve gotten on new medication:

Bro had unmedicated ADHD. This explains (in my personal experience):

Cannibalism. Yes, you heard that right. Om nom nom except I’m medicated now and don’t super wanna do that anymore.

Alcohol tolerance. Some of this is drink whiskey since you were 8. However, goin on meds and then trying alcohol, not that different from being off meds. Hading it better than others would make sense

Hyper focus. Radio show, duh

Quick schemes and calculations; now, before anyone come jumping at me about how that’s actually contra indicative of adhd, that all depends on the type of ADHD, the personality of the person with ADHD, and the situations they grew up in. For a rich privileged white boy with hyperactive ADHD, sure, he’s not gonna have that quick-scheme ability. That’s not Alastor though. Growing up constantly having to get yourself out of scraps your impulsive behavior got you into shapes you and forces you to quickly scheme and get out; doubly important if you’re a black and/or creole man in the Jim Crow south.

All that being said, his vibes scream adhd

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"NO I'M NOT STUCK-" *Alastor tugs at the shirt currently caught on his antler*

"I am nOT-"

*he tugs again but to no avail*

". . . . Shit-"

(Rp opener..? Idk)

[gladekelly-andthevoices]

One must simply imagine Alastors antlers getting caught in his shirt when he tries to pull it on and getting stuck

[am1n0-ac1d5]

Alastor HC

Alastor is a fucking creature. I adore agender Alastor. The Radio Demon that is and eldritch horror instead of a man makes me happy. I need agender Alastor. Please don't take this away from me. That is a thing. That is the best type of thing. An agender Alastor makes the world a better place. Forget about everything. Agender Alastor has come to take your soul. I need that person to be a god damn fucking creature/being/entity/whatever to exist.