#histekia

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Everytime I want to get in the mood for a Kylo Ren smut fic, I wach the youtube vid called "Adam Driver jerking it" its from the TV Series Girls with him in it and I am always like hnnnnng alright now I'm ready for that voice in my head. Just saying

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT VIDEO

AT YOUR OWN RISK, MY DUDES THIS IS A GOOD ONE

[kylorengarbagedump]

Hey do ypu know that gif of adam driver where he opens his pants?

You mean... this one?

[thirst-order-confessions-renewed]

Part 1.Imagine kylo ren getting captured by rebells after a fight and because almost all his clothes were burned they think he is a stormt. So reader gets to interrogate him after all the others failed and she ties him up ans says "you will tell me everything i want to know" and then starts sucking him and fucking him, but before he can cum, she puts a cockring on him and is like "cumming is for good boys" and keeps fucking him for days and if he wants food and water he has to eat her out first

Part2. So this goes on for a week and kylo can keep his mouth shut until the first order attacks and he is like "you want to know about the first order, about kylo ren?" And in while all the bombs fall, kylo can get free and grabs reader and fucks her ass, while she screams and he tells her he is kylo ren, takes the cockring off and comes in her ass. The first order wins the fight and kylo takes reader on his ship to *interrogate* and she does not hold as long as him before telling everything

Part 3. So kylo keeps her as a chained pet and fucks her everyday and makes her suck his dick and then one day when she can no longer live without him, he sends her back to the rebells and tells her to gather information for him and when she is good, he will come and take her back and fuck her for the rest of her life and she does and as a gift he allows her to suck him off in front of all the rebells kneeling in front of him after he won a fight

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(: O ! Damn this was a ride. Thanks for submitting! )

[thirst-order-confessions-renewed]

So someone wrote this morning an Mordern Kylo Ren fic and I was like, well I guess I some new hot thoughs about an M. Kylo Ren, Ceo of a Top law office names the new Order and his momma taking him to one of her erobik classes, but he is all bored out so he wonders around and peaks into another class of reader, who is the teacher of a sex class, showing off new positions and stuff to pleasure eachother and Kylo get all hard just watching reader speaking about choking and spanking, winking at him

So then where’s the part when after class he just straight throws her across the desk, like, “I wanted to practice this position with you...” ?

[thirst-order-confessions-renewed]

Am I the only one who wants to get a visit of Officer Ren, after my neighbours complain I was too loud playing with my self and I tell him no all red and he says to get on and show him how loud I actually am, so I start playing with my self and Officer Ren accused me of holding back evidence so he fucks me? I mean, damn

Yes, but only if he’s one of those stripper kinds with the fuzzy cuffs

[kylorengarbagedump]

Yeah so I have an email reminder for lingerie from my favorite local store and Today I got this and ya know, immediatly ordert it and now I cant stop thinking of blowing kylo in it, espacially with those little chains attached on the strings and wont let me touch him or myself, yummy~

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Dude that’s hot, I’m so happy for you and I hope you enjoy it 😍

[kylorengarbagedump]

Is there a shipname for Ben and Rey, like adter TROS. I only know about Reylo but that does not seem to fit anymore, since Bens redemption

I dunno, I don’t ship Reylo or any of it. Don’t really have my finger on the pulse of that community.

I’m going to continue to call him Kylo, regardless.

[kylorengarbagedump]

Now I got into Modern Starwars aka Modern Jedi, thank you, another part of the internet I didnt knew I wanted in my life but damn the ff's there...

Yay! It’s @tonictransistor‘s favorite. She writes such good stuff for that AU. <3