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I will confess I am gay for Greedo.

You are forgiven. Your penance is a cold shower

YOOO!!! I relistened to the Kudos Podcast and i love it SO MUCHHH <3333 We are kindred! I would have loved (or would currently love) to be a guest!

I know we’re literally back to tell jokes but this one deserves to go out because it’s so stinking sweet. Thank you SO much for listening to Kudos! if there was ever a world where we came back to Kudos (or even another podcast idea that I had that I haven’t given up on yet) we would absolutely love to have you.

Also y’all can go listen to Kudos right now on Spotify without ads because who would sponsor us 😂

#mod fae #mod fae loves mod anna #kudos!

Moss this blog tbh 😔😔

we mossed you too <3

#mod fae #anonymous #confession

I'm so pleased you're posting again!

Kylo is well sexy, innit?

i would NOT count this as "posting again" personally, since we logged on just to 'ooh' and 'ahh' at how old everything was, but then i cracked a couple jokes and we decided we had to post them

but thank you so much

and yes i love his rig

#mod anna #kylo ren #confession #i saw like two episodes of Love Island Australia and now i can't stop saying 'rig'#what an amazing way to refer to someone's body #like yeah just their whole set up y'know. their rig lmao

MOD KAT YOURE BACK!!!! WE MISSED YOU (still love dad but wE MISSED YOU!)!!!

@satans-codpiece the crowd is cheering! going wild!!!!

#mod anna #mod anna loves mod kat

Hi guys I love you so much I just wanted to tell you about my cool Organa-Solo condemint AU I thought of after seeing SNL this past weekend. Matt is mustard, obvs, Ben is BBQ sauce, Kylo is soy sauce and Windermere is ketchup! That's just my HC. Love y'all. 💜

shut the fuck up bitch i LOVE YOU

#mod anna #mod anna loves mod tora

Yeah ahem it's me w/ the weird fetish again, so I would not only lie down on and kiss Kylo, I'd also forcibly/secretly feed him laxatives, lock/keep him inside the bedroom and listen to the gurgling of him trying to hold it in so yeah

i am unironically obsessed with you, please never stop being true to yourself

#mod anna #kylo ren #confession #this is so real and i hope you're out there enjoying your life and feeding your partner laxatives

so glad to see other palpatine fuckers crawling out of the woodwork. i... i think i just have a thing for irredeemably evil old men. ashamed to admit it but ive thirsted for maybe three characters who fit this niche so far

i hate to break this to you but the primary person who was talking about fucking palpatine was @bastillia so she could troll this blog (and, ostensibly, flirt with me)

#mod anna #anonymous #thirst order confessions renewed #obsessed with answering these 3+ year old asks like the person is still reading #i am talking to a void and i love it <3 #palpatine #also ALL of that being said there are legitimate palpatine fuckers out there and you are valid #you get that old crusty cum cutie

Okay.... would Ahsoka and Kylo Ren fuck? Or would they kill each other? Or both?

babe ahsoka is gay as hell

#mod anna #anonymous #kylo ren #ahsoka #this is just my personal headcanon tho

Not me rushing to open your notif after like almost 4 years bdbdbdnffb

So sorry that it's literally just memes. </3

#mod anna #confession #jokes

i want kylo like 4 years into a relationship, he’s working at the dinner table and i just come up and sit in his lap for a good ol fashioned make out sesh. he’d pick me up and start heading to the bedroom but i hold his face and am just like “there is a perfectly good coach sir” and he’s like “you right”

coach when he sees you and kylo staring at him

#mod anna #confession #anonymous #kylo ren #jokes

Girl r u even active on this blog

#mod anna #anonymous #jokes #we're not but the ask box IS open for clownery

I'm so late to the party but I FINALLY started watching The Mandalorian and it took me approximately 0.583 seconds to fall for Mando, he can fuck 👏🏻 me 👏🏻 up 👏🏻

Mando could stomp a mud hole in me and I’d love every second of it. I feel you anon

#Mod HaiLee #the mandalorian #confession #anonymous

Am I the only one who wants to be pegged by Rey?

Post TFA? Because TFA Rey can get it tbh

#Mod HaiLee #Rey #confession #anonymous

Which aliens we fucking? 👀

ALL OF THEM 👀

#Mod HaiLee #anonymous

I love Domhnall Gleeson as an actor and person so much. I think it was smart that Peter Rabbit 2 was postponed until people will feel safe enough to leave their homes to see the movie but I cant wait to see it! He's so brilliant and doesnt get the love he deserves

ok no joke this is actually one of the cutest asks we’ve ever gotten. I really do adore Domhnall as an actor, if any of y’all haven’t seen it, you should check out his episode of Black Mirror.

#mod kat #Anonymous

Ngl the mind reader in my bio class is probably hella concerned by me like "why the fuck is she always thinking about some ginger general tying her up??? Are you good???" Lmao

Nah bro the mind reader is a huxfucker too, we’re all huxfuckers in the end

#lmfao same tho #general hux #mod kat #Anonymous

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