#historianisms

[combustamove]

historianisms replied to your post “callmeconquistador replied to your post “callmeconquistador replied to...”

[stares palely into the camera; shakily sings 'california here we come' in the hopes that time will rewind and we will become young again]

i'll hold vikki over my head like a small lion cub

you stare into the elephant graveyard that is made of our own aged and brittle bones

one hard quiet beat  

CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[combustamove]

historianisms replied to your post: historianisms replied to your post: pe...

THE PAY GAP IS LOWEST IN MONTREAL SECOND ONLY TO HAMILTON AND HAMILTON IS TERRIBLE i have more i can continue. i can switch to platitudes again. UNCERTAINTY GIVES MEANING.

"uncertainty gives meaning," she said, four hours before the time when she would unzip out of her flesh prison and sleep curled and fitfully inside the mailbox, which had become her true home

[combustamove]

historianisms replied to your post: people make bad financial and career c...

THERE ARE APPARENTLY AS MANY JOB OPPORTUNITIES THERE AS THERE ARE HERE and women even make more over there so really you’re making a smart decision

ah yes STATISTICS the wind beneath my wings

[flowers-and-fury]

historianisms ha respondido a tu publicación:historianisms ha respondido a tu publicación:gas...

whoa! i remember in 1998 (IN MY DAY) when $0.50 was expensive and i’m stoked as hell about $1.24 now. i don’t even drive right now and i follow gas prices religiously. THE FUTURE IS IN ELECTRICITY *waves cane*

oh man i vaguely remember my parents freaking out about 0.98$, and now i went to fill up the other day and saw $1.39 and bounced in my seat

$1.32 was the cheapest i've seen in the past two years

I ALWAYS FOLLOW GAS PRICES, EVEN WHEN MY TANK IS FULL I KNOW ALL THE GAS PRICES IN EVERY SURROUNDING CITY

[combustamove]

historianisms replied to your post: historianisms liked your photo “Watchi...

I AM SORRY. i have stopped now. I WASN’T HERE BACK THEN. A DIFFERENT TIME

it's so weird and horrible? looking back to the start of anything is just. god it's awful. I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE MEDIUM AT ALL i still don't but you guys got my back now so i feel better about it

callmeconquistador replied to your post: historianisms liked your photo “Watchi...

i saw that too omg

frick

[combustamove]

historianisms liked your photo

aw no friend don't do this thing

leave it. leave it in 2011

[combustamove]

nghm15 replied to your post: nghm15 replied to your post:okay, horo...

Or maybe Barry is just a dude who enjoys florid literature and writes about his shitty friends and their shitty problems via passive-aggressive horoscopes.

I HOPE THIS A LOT

historianisms replied to your post: nghm15 replied to your post:okay, horo...

honestly i’m always surprised leo horiscopes aren’t written in capslock. YYYEAAHH YOU’RE GONNA FUCKIN KILL THIS WEEK. SHAKE YOUR MANE. EAT A MAN

so. your average week, then