#history note

[heichou-is-wearing-heels]

I FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HOLY ROME!

I was reading the history notes that are on the season 1 extra DVD of Hetalia. I get to this one note that says and I quote "when Napoleon extinguished the decrepit Holy Roman Empire, the Austrian Empire rose from the ashes" guys, Napoleon killed Holy Rome. TT.TT what are we gonna tell Italy????

[numbinggum-blog]

I need sleep!

Roe v Wade 1973

Woman wanted an abortion in Texas, as she couldn’t feed another kid.

Texas was like “yeah, you can have it... but only this once, you can thank us later.”

The woman’s defence team was like “woa, buddy: hold up. We want this made available for all women in Texas.”

Texas bit back like, “Haha, good luck with that,”

So the defence team went to the Supreme Court and was like “give us abortions for all women,”

Two years later the Supreme Court was like, “alright, alright, quit your nagging. You can have abortions in Texas, happy now?”

And Texas was in the corner, sulking like, “and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky feminists.”

Because of this future Politian’s had to have a standpoint on abortion, the Democrats are like “Whey, it’s your body. Do as you wish with it. But vote for us, ladies ;)” and the Republicans are like, “What are you doing? That is god’s child! YOU’RE A MURDERER YOU WENCH-WHORE.”

Feminists were like, “Weh, we won, we won, we won... Suckas,”