Sep 1, 2016
They're all mine! *wicked laughter* ALL MINE!! (Well... sort of.)
So, I ordered a new Hitachi. (For those of you late to the party, it ain’t a washing machine.) I ordered it yesterday. I sent my partner a screenshot of the receipt - with many, many joyous emoticons - and he said I’d better be good if I hoped to use it. (Moi?!) Then last night I got an email from a different toy company, an email that included shipping/tracking information. What?? They sent me their TWO best-selling vibrators to trial! So, I have three vibrators on their way to me.
Three.
He’s enjoying this immensely.
I’m scared to death.