This map illustrates the vibrant trade networks of the eastern Mediterranean during the Late Bronze Age (circa 1500–1200 BCE), highlighting an era of growing interconnectivity among major powers. Goods, ideas, and diplomatic contacts flowed across land and sea, linking Egypt, the Hittite Empire, Mesopotamia, the Levant, and the Mycenaean world. These exchanges fostered a complex web of economic...
Often I have seen that ppl say the Emperor from the Warhammer lore is turkish.......
well, he is not !
Mr. "I love gold" was born (how he said himself) during Neolithic times near the Sakarya river east of todays Istanbul.
at that time there lived no turks at this place they immigrated there much later, but the Hittites lived there
here some examples how you can imagine how Hittites looked like by face structure (about) based on research. They had typical indo-european facial features and were slightly tanned because of the climate similar like in the following examples:
..........I've been thinking about Hector and Paris lately. First of all, Paris' "proper" name, Alexander, comes up in the historical record via exchange with the Hittites (in Hittite form, Alexandu) in reference to a Wilusan leader they had some client situation with. So maybe the mythological figure— and crazily, Paris, of all people, who comes down to us as the unwanted son, the doom of his country— is some remnant of a real person, preserved in fractured form. (To say nothing of the colossal antiquity of his still-recognizable name.) Like, certainly that's plenty to ruminate on.
But also Paris vs Hector and the changing shape (and associated animal) of prince-hood. Hector is a Bronze Age prince, "tamer of horses," a figure much more of Asia Minor than mainland Greece, and extinct by the Archaic period (hence the weird, ungainly marriage of chariot combat and hand to hand fighting throughout the Iliad.) He is tied to the post-Indo European introduction of the horse and much more closely to the late Bronze Age Near East and it's mounted armies and horse-owning elites. His connection to horses is not only a sign of his regional and temporal identity and his social standing but it provides us a glimpse of his personality as well, his temperament, his connection to his personal horses and their names etc. His association with horses and horse-culture defines him in time and place and in character, and is so closely bound that it is the go-to descriptor applied to his name.
Paris, meanwhile, has all the hallmarks of really old pastoral-society leadership. Compared to the later world of Hector, Paris is a peasant, the son of a shepherd. But this herding connection crops up continually tied to mythological princes from Ganymede to Endymion, in a mold we can follow back to the Mesopotamian shepherd-king, Dumuzi, who was thought a reasonable consort for the fertility goddess Inanna. So it may be the role of a peasant by the Bronze Age, but as much as the possession of horses marks Hector as a Bronze Age prince, the connection to herding sheep and especially raising bulls could indicate the same thing about Paris, but for a much earlier period. Even in Minoan and Mycenaean culture, where settled societies were the norm and more modern treasuries were superseding animal wealth, bulls were still religiously and iconographically significant, and tied to prestige, power, and elite classes and probably had been for ages. The bull cult which at the very least deeply influenced early Mediterranean religion had been going on since the Neolithic (at Çatal Hüyük for example) and spread, with great popularity, into Mesopotamian and Egypt as well. Figures like Dumuzi represent the elites of the pastoral era, with power and wealth held in livestock (and the mastery of natural fertility), not palaces and objects, and blend the herder figure with the king figure because they were on some level, the same person— authority and possession of herds were bound together. And Paris not only looks after and owns herds of sheep, like so many un-pastoral princes after him, but raises bulls as well, and for competition. It's his stolen bull that leads him back to Troy (which could mean nothing...). His reputation as a fair and trustworthy judge, proved in these competitions, is also a form of authority. Before his restoration to his birth family he is married to a nymph, a nature divinity. There's little to separate this "peasant" from Inanna's shepherd consort, except that a lot of upward mobility has opened up in Troy since Dumuzi's era and bulls just aren't as fashionable any more. As we can see a classic type of princehood in Hector, we can clearly spot one, much older, in Paris as well.
So what tied what looks like a pastoral, essentially Stone Age chieftain to a Bronze Age war? Where did the figure of Paris the shepherd-prince come from? (Is this some otherwise lost founder myth?) How did he get potentially blended with a real life Wilusan noble?? And then for a brother, to pair him with the "Tamer of Horses," the prince par excellance of the Bronze Age Near East, making siblings of the pastoral prince of herds and the urban prince of stables!!!
(These are the thoughts and questions that haunt me at night.)
And from a more artistic viewpoint, if we blend all the various interpretations of Paris together and try to make sense of them in a cohesive narrative, we get this fair-minded respected pastoral authority, who the gods choose to adjucate for them, who then gets uprooted and dropped into a Bronze Age city state (which already abandoned him to die once) in the ultimate fish-out-of-water scenario and proceeds to fail miserably at every expectation of leadership this new environment can throw at him, all while the brother who was born into it makes him look even worse by comparison. This is the antithesis of the abandoned-child-returned-to-his-rightful-place story; Paris is only suited for his old life, and going "home" either leaves him completely lost and unsuccessful by their new standards or actually corrupts his original good qualities. And if we throw in Herodotus' take on things, the family decides the way to fix this would be to have Newb Failson participate in the multi-generational woman-kidnapping vendetta they've had going on with the Acheans ("give him something to do," "really feel like part of the family," "set him up with a wife at least") and then not only does the whole world decide they won't tolerate this shit anymore the minute HE finally participates, but it ends up getting him and his whole family killed or enslaved, including Hector the golden age picture perfect prince, Troy completely destroyed, and his name made infamous.
Looked at the Carchemish excarvation reports in the University Library. As they are so fragile you were not allowed to borrow them, one can only peruse them in the reading room (no scanning or photocopying allowed, I just took a few sneaky photographs).
Puduhepa (c. 1300–c. 1215 BCE) was a formidable Hittite queen whose influence extended across politics and religion. Through diplomacy and faith, she left an enduring legacy.
Priestess of Ishtar
Born around 1300 BCE in Kizzuwatna, a region in southeastern Anatolia, Puduhepa was of Hurrian descent—one of the peoples within the multi-ethnic Hittite state.
Her father, Pentipsharri, was a priest of the goddess Ishtar, and Puduhepa herself served as a priestess. It was during this time that she encountered Hattusili, the future king of the Hittites.
Hattusili, then the brother of the reigning monarch, was returning from the Battle of Kadesh against the Egyptians when he stopped in the city of Lawazantiya. There, he met Puduhepa and her father. According to official accounts, Ishtar appeared to him in a dream, commanding him to marry her. Puduhepa thus became his chief wife, a union that appears to have been both harmonious and fruitful, producing several children.
Years later, when King Muwatalli died around 1267 BCE, his son Mursili III took the throne. At first, Hattusili remained loyal to his nephew, but the young king viewed his uncle as a threat and sought to curb his influence. Hattusili eventually rebelled and seized the throne for himself. According to some accounts, Puduhepa likely played a role in inspiring this coup, having received a divine revelation that her husband would be victorious.
Queen of peace
As queen, Puduhepa was a true partner in rule. She held the prestigious title of tawannana, traditionally granted to the reigning queen, which gave her both political and religious authority. She also presided over legal cases.
Puduhepa’s greatest legacy lay in her diplomatic efforts, which ensured peace and stability in the region. She co-sealed key treaties and corresponded directly with Pharaoh Ramesses II regarding the marriage of one of her daughters to him. Her letters reveal a skilled diplomat who was unafraid to assert herself, earning the pharaoh’s respect as an equal.
She also maintained correspondence with Ramesses II's queen, Nefertari, to whom she sent gifts. While only Nefertari’s reply has survived, it reflects a relationship of mutual esteem.
Puduhepa's seal
Shaping beliefs
Beyond politics, Puduhepa played a crucial role in shaping the religious landscape of the Hittite Empire. She composed prayers and liturgical texts, including one pleading with the gods to heal her ailing husband:
If Hattusili is accursed, and if Hattusili, my husband, has become hateful in the eyes of you, the gods; or if anyone of the gods above or below has taken offence at him; or if anyone has made an offering to the gods to bring evil upon Hattusili – accept not these evil words, O Goddess, My Lady!
She also promoted religious syncretism between Hittite and Hurrian traditions:
O Sun-goddess of Arinna, my lady, queen of all the lands! In Hatti you have yourself the name Sun-goddess of Arinna, but the land which you made, that of the cedar, there you gave yourself the name Hepat. I, Puduhepa, am your long-time servant, a calf of your stable, a [corner]- stone of your foundation. You picked me up, my lady, and Hattusili, your servant, to whom you married me, and he too was attached by destiny to the Storm-God of Nerik, your beloved son.
After Hattusili’s death around 1237 BCE, Puduhepa remained influential as queen mother during the reign of their son, Tudhaliya IV. She continued to wield political and judicial power, even intervening in legal disputes such as a case of willful damage to a ship. Despite attempts by her rivals to remove her, she retained her position.
Her last recorded letters date from 1215 BCE. While the exact date of her death remains unknown, she had lived through the final flourishing years of the Hittite Empire.
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Further reading:
Middleton Guy D., Women in the Ancient Mediterranean World: From the Palaeolithic to the Byzantines
Snograss Mary Ellen, Asian Women Artists, A Biographical Dictionary, 2700 BCE to Today
[cracks knuckles] alright lets go here's my top 5 hittite kings. ratings are all made with the benefit of hindsight, personal bias, and also vibes
tarkasnawa, king of mira
"he doesn't count, he's a local ruler from assuwa, isn't this about the hittites-" have you considered he's my Favorite Guy Ever. Look At Him.
look at his rock relief!! doesn't it look beautiful? stunning? show-stopping? incredible? and it's a 2-for-1 deal ❤️ because now we know more about where mira was (and subsequently, where many other states in assuwa were, since the hittites give us a little more info about who neighbored who). he even has these whimsical seals, look at them, they're amazing. he will always be number 1 to me. 100000/10
kings 2-5 underneath:
2. telipinu (~1525-1500?)
lowkey kinda slept on, but listen he's trying his Best. he's the epitome of the guy walking into a burning room holding pizza meme. "someone help me budget my line of succession, my kingdom is collapsing" and that someone is telipinu!! how the hittite old kingdom survived without any formalized plan for succession until his reforms i will Never understand. especially since kings kept running off to sack mesopotamia, like damn guys at least get your will approved by the state??
telipinu's also notable also for just bein. relatively chill compared to like 99% of other ancient rulers? in the sense that he pardoned everyone associated with the previous coup attempt (who like also murdered his family and tried to kill him) and was like "guys... we gotta Break The Cycle... lets just exile them lol" now did this kinda backfire? yes. his son immediately got assassinated. but i admire the effort. i admire his idealistic hope for finding common ground in spite of past conflict. he even let kizzuwadna do their own thing (since they just up and left mid-succession crisis). truly an icon of "pick your battles" and also "learn from your mistakes." if only everyone after him could pick their battles... alas... we gotta invade arzawa again...
a solid 9/10, i fear his idealism was not exactly followed by everyone else
3. tudhaliya i/ii/whatever the fuck (the chronology is in shambles)
ranked so high because i think he's goofy as hell and his actions had totally foreseeable consequences. absolutely fascinating priorities. resolves a succession crisis (yknow, just another tuesday in the land of hatti) and one of his first decisions is to kick the shit out of arzawa. like, sure, they could be forming a confederation rn, but like... tuddy my buddy you got Other Problems To Focus On. such as the kaška who will proceed to invade your kingdom sometime after you die, sack hattusa, and send your successors into brief exile. or like. stabilizing your country idk, i'm not a late bronze age king.
but, in the wise words of tudhaliya i/ii, "99% of arzawa invaders quit before they subdue the region." surely this has no adverse consequences! oh fuck they're now pissed at us forever and keep invading too. we now have problems on all sides. who could have seen this coming???
also lowkey gullible as hell, madduwatta [ruler/vassal from arzawa] was actively betraying him, asking him for aid (and not even helping), frolicking with enemies from ahhiyawa, & invading random places like cyprus and tudhaliya was like "its ok :( can you promise to be nice? i forgive you" just give him your credit card info at this point man, it'd be cheaper AND faster. 8/10, what was going on inside his head
4. suppiluliuma i (1350-1322)
the man. the myth. the meme. we all know him for his big beautiful eyed statue, but we should all also love him for his absolutely wild reign and life decisions.
his biggest wish as a kid was to Invade Western Anatolia and after going "papá could i please invade arzawa? please papá, let me invade arzawa 🥺" he spent like 20 fucking years invading arzawa and then mitanni (modern syria). with a dash of fratricide to steal the throne. rip to tudhaliya iv or whatever but watch this [mitanni implodes]. #justsuppiluliumathings
but the best thing about suppiluliuma i is that he got scammed. "weren't they all getting scammed? you just said tudhaliya-" no, no, that's baby scamming 101. suppiluliuma i, meanwhile, is getting a letter from a nearly-hostile egypt (i cannot stress enough they are already on the Verge Of War), hears ankhesenamun going "my husband is dead :( i have no sons :( none :( how dare you be sus :(" and goes "alright! time to send them my fourth-best son!!" and then zannanza Disappears. Poof. He's Gone. Apparently Dead. #RIP. what does suppy do?
invade egypt, of course, and take thousands of egyptians hostage back to hattusa because hes a Victorious God-King or whatever. Hey Wait A Minute. These Guys Have The Plague. suppiluliuma has now died of plague (and so has his 1st best son). 7/10, what a way to go
^ suppiluliuma i after he accidentally gives his entire kingdom the plague
5. hattušili i (1650-1620)
i mean what a guy. sees a site (hattusa) that was famously razed to ashes and cursed by another king (anitta) and goes "nuh uh + my capital now" even though hattuša is also kinda vulnerable to invasions. strange decisions already, and he's barely started his reign. proceeds to invade syria (for shits n gigs? unclear) before turning around and invading assuwa (now his entire kingdom is at risk) before turning around AGAIN to invade syria (what the fuck man). he was like a ping-pong ball in human form. trevor bryce spends about a page and a half in the kingdom of the hittites trying to understand why hattušili even did this, and i think the best possible answer might be "fuck it we ball."
also his issues with setting up his succession are hilarious and further evidence of just how low the bar was for telipinu's reforms. like all of hattušili's kids tried to usurp him (unclear if this was pure opportunistic coup-ing or if hattušili i had like rancid vibes), so he specifically manuevered to get his nephew in the line of succession, and then decided his sister + his nephew also had bad vibes (he calls his own sister a serpent???) so he UNDID that decision and ended up with his grandson (muršili i) as heir.
and then he finished it all off by ranting about kids these days and how they're all fucking up his line of succession. buck-wild way to end your reign. peepaw's at the family reunion cookout and he is PISSED at the kids. 7/10.
and then muršili then sacked babylon for like. the aura. so he got assassinated anyways, causing another succession crisis. kids these days, amirite?
"my people used to be beaten left and right by sea people and Egyptians , now im getting beaten up left and right by space people and space egyptians."