#hjpr fail

[nerds4life]

Funny how Zayn's new baby news comes right after all this reunion talk...

I looked it up, because I’m focused on world issues like Covid.

This news comes at a great time for Gigi, since no modelling is happening along with pretty much anything else. 

I looked at her IG, and that could be a 5-month pregnancy belly, or it could be gas or even quarantine related weight gain (she’s just like every other human) . We will have to wait and see. 

More importantly, Zaynie looks like he’s gotten 10 years younger? He looks like he did in 2010 on XF.

Some news about Bear’s voice also popped up while I was searching. Gotta love those 1D dad linkages...

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Just for shits and giggles I wondered if you wouldn't mind sting your top five 1DHQ fuck ups? Like silly little mistakes they made that gave them away?

This is a fun ask!

There are so many fails, so I think I’ll go by category, and include some examples.

1. My absolute fave fails are the photoshop fails. 1DHQ fail time and again, and they never learn, as shown below:

2. The social media fails:

When the SMM contradicts what the boys say/do in real life

This tweet was sent when the boys were still ON STAGE PERFORMING. 

And this tweet was sent from the wrong band account, because it linked to the IG pic below

3. Having the beards try (and FAIL) at things that are about the boyfriends/that the boyfriend did together first:

The infamous “Perrie” tattoo:

This is how Perrie dressed BEFORE the tattoo:

And then they had to make her dress differently. Check out Sasha’s post.

4. Failing hard at being organic but exploiting the boys to promote anything and everything. The excessive Disney promo by these grown men is my favorite tryhard by 1DHQ.

Elounope, with Eleanor holding the Minnie ears

And a bonus: the combo cake promo with the disney promo:

5. The Sun trying to make fetch happen by dedicating headlines and articles to the nobodies that are the beards.

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Beards United..Yet AGAIN

Well well well...wouldya look at what a small world this is. 

Yes, that is Danielle Peazer, Liam’s (original) XF “girlfriend” doing some promo for Zayn’s current beard!

And not only there, but in this obvious promo deal video, Danielle gives a shout out to Maybelline (as I showed here, their parent company company is L’Oreal) which we know is Cheryl’s [current XF beard of Liam’s] only real gig.

What a (completely unsubtle) cross promo deal!

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For someone whos apparently on a farm everyday of their life, Zayn is pale as fuehk 😂😂.

LMFAO.

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I was oh so thrilled seeing another installment of Zayn and his current beards Halloween costume post. Like you know, every other year this has happened, (sigh). As nasty as this sounds and I don't mean it to, I'd rather have him stay ghost then see him with Gigi or doing anything beard related. I'm surprised he actually did it at all, usually they have someone else dress up and claim to be him.

Who said he did anything? The same video of Zayn (SOLO) dressed as Spider-Man has been posted on Gigi and Zaynie’s social media accounts. Then we have the same still pic of Gigi (presumably since we don’t see the entire face) and someone dressed in a Spider-Man outfit. We don’t know if the Spider-Man person is male or female or a Photoshop deal since the person isn’t showing their face. I’ve said it before, if Zigi only survives on social media, while Zaynie can be MIA, so be it. And note that Liam has kicked up the social media presence at the same time…like clockwork. The baby noises with the bear emoji was an amusing touch.

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What do you think about Liam's new picture with bear ?

Firstly I think.

Then I think:

I mean, this has been done before. Not that long ago. During BG 1.0. Though they upped it for BG 2.0 since this pic was released on my boy’s birthday. But typical seeing as social media is used to sell the official narrative. And it means my boy can be M.I.A. with those he loves on his special day.

Let me explain how the simpletons running this show sell this bullshit to the gullible and willfully ignorant: Take a baby and place said baby’s hand (while never showing us said baby’s face) on the tattooed (and therefore easily identifiable) hand of one of my boys. 

See the similarities:

BG 1.0

BG 2.0

Finally I’m like:

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The monkey and griff/jason pic were taken in his London house, wasn't he selling it back in January > imgur(.)com/GJGHzM5

That was the official narrative so either the pics are old or the story that he was selling the house is a lie.

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What do you think about the Zigi stunt?

Are you new? Same old shit but a different day.