#hmbrkdave

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John: what? what are you talking about? Things were always like this. nothing ever changed. You're misremembering rose, use your head for once, will you?

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and so... an au is born, not from the fall of a home, but a broken one, it sure ain't easy being broke! but first, let's meet our CAST!!!!

first the STRIDEBERTS!!!

and then, the LALONDLEYS!!!

MORE STUFF

GREATER STUFF, BIGGER STUFF

COMING SOON!!!!

CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A BIG SHOT LIKE ME, I ALWAYS HIT IT

BIG!!!!!!

USE THE HASHTAG #HOMEBROKE or #YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE BROKENESS

TO SEE MORE, OR CREATE MOREEEEE!!!!!!

ALSO LOOK AT THIS BROKE!JOHN FANART FRESHY "FREAKESTSTAR" MADE FOR ME IN DISCORD THEY'RE MY GOAT NOW THEY NEED LOVE GO FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER NOW

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thank you @underfell and vinny vici

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Hello how would johndave in homebroke be like? and also I really like grimdorks in homebroke C:

Sorry to keep you waiting!

anyways *ahem*...

i personally believe that johndave is buried and dead in the au, the guys don't get along at all after all the bullshit they went through, maybe after a while they mature and get along but idk they don't like each othe rmuch, dave tries to make anything to make john acknowledge him for more than 5 seconds but john is the king of dgaf so he always just acts like "hmmm, must be the wind!"

john and rose are a bit more... good? i suppose? they have the "who can piss off the other more" relationship, they ragebait each other constantly, although rose tends to do it more as a response to john more than anything, john does it cause he just likes messing around with rose, she's one of the few he still considers as fun to have around, jade is too energetic, and dave is too... well, dave.

rose although acts bothered about it, she genuinely doesn't care or truly fully dislike it, she could have a ragebait duel with john all day and then go back to her thing as if nothing's happened, it does in fact help her with coming up with roasts and jokes on the go, so at least it was useful for something.

even still, john helps rose whenever possible, it's not very often, usually when there's no one around, but he cares, deep down he actually can care for someone, maybe that's his heart speaking... or maybe that's just his sentimentality, who knows.

here's a relationship chart to help you out

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what would they do when someone says hear me out on them

John: jeez chill no need to shout it.

Rose: ...if my prescence makes you happy, then good for you, i guess.

Dave: ...WHAT.

Jade: imma watch bob burgers

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their classpects, and the god tier of homebroke

no god pajamas FUCK YOU

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Hello is there any homebroke Dave strider funfacts you have ? :o I really like him

don't have much about him but i can share a bit how he speaks and texts!

it's as if his nonchalantness completely disappeared, i wonder how hmmmm....

i'll do more stuff with them soon i've just been having too much fun with john is all

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Has homebroke jade watched tdac with homebroke dave

john forces him to join jade watching the amazing digital indie show just to annoy him

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What bidding does homebroke Dave and jade do from homebroke John? Like ctadl thingy you posted about since Dave and jade are time and space players

TL;DR: space and time players do the same thing as sburb, just that they now work for the player that beat them, john planned to do the same but found out his session is unwinnable so he is now planning to do the scratch

ok to clarify

bidding means the space and time players working for the main player that has the strongest control over everything and managed to conquer at least the space and time player's planet.

for the time players, i believe what they do is to keep the timeline stable as far as i remember, but they may also help with the genesis frog creation

and for the space players you already know what it is.

in the story i believe john would immediately go to dave to deal with this as fast as possible, but then dave would tell him that something is wrong with the session, but it's just a hunch, he tells him to visit rose to see if she knows something

rose also got the feeling something's wrong but she really couldn't care less, john immediately starts investigating to see what is happening, uses rose laptop to speak in a desperate and forceful way to a certain someone no matter how little the other person actually wants to talk with him, and he comes to the conclusion that the session is unwinnable, which freaks him the fuck out, cause he genuinely can't take the fact that he is trapped in staleness, so he quickly teams everyone up to make the scratch

i'm writing this with the stuff i remember from homestuck all of it it's just extremely watered down from what would actually be, but that's basically how it would go in homestuck